I'm always afraid of a spider or some other insect that bites coming out from under the toilet seat and biting my nuts or ass when i'm poopin.
-Ant.
LOL That's too funny. I use to have the same fear. I would always look under the seat before dropping the kids off...
And I watched this tv show when I was a kid about random snake bites. This dude got in bed and there was a snake under his covers (He had one of those electric heat blankets on the bed so the snake crawled in there to get warm). And it bit the dude while he was sleeping. So I use to always check under my covers before getting in bed
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I have the same fear, Ant. Poopin is serious bidness... can't have any critters interrupting the process.
LOL I thought I was the only one. +1Originally Posted by TheGrillMan
holly hell me to...bahaha
ive had that fear for like ever!
i cant even enjoy droppin a good old duece anymore...lol
gotta go with power shittin..haha
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bwahahaha that is hilarious
but I agree...+rrep
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I too check in the shower lol, even when I lived by myself I still did it. But I'm afraid of sitting on the bed with my legs straight. Last time I did that my knee popped out of socket. I'd say that's weird.
My boyfriend is better than you...
If I go outside to do yardwork all the doors have to be locked except for the one door in my line of sight. Don't need anyone robbing my house in broad daylight while I'm home dontcha know...
FML
LMFAO!!!! Awwwwwww Echo....that's not funny but I laughed. Very understandable tho.
And legs must be bent, can be open but there's no point in that if your not here. OOOOH!!!!
My boyfriend is better than you...
Now that you bring this to mind I would be more afraid of it crawling up my ass.
Everynight before I go to sleep, I go down to the basement and make sure the bodies I hide are still dead. I once had a guy awake from the dead and walked in my room asking where he was, so I shot the fucker again.
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Was that supposed to be funny...?Originally Posted by MitZu_EVO
No.Originally Posted by sögoodM3
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Lol.. Have you seen my uncle?Originally Posted by MitZu_EVO
I have a huge fear of sticking my fingers into drains.. just something uncomfortable about putting my fingers into a dark hole.. ...![]()
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LOL!Originally Posted by sirkus
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all the doors have to be shut in my room before I go to bed. They can't be cracked or Ill wake up and think someones in there.
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and i def have the same shower curtain fear. So i changed it to clear. lol.
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I worry that someday the internet will become serious bidness...
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I can't piss if anyone is near.. I fear they will see my pecker and try to rape me..
i cant wear necklaces because i think that someone will try to choke me with it.
When I was a little kid I saw a story on TV about a child that was getting ready to use the bathroom and a huge F'n snake was in the toilet. The mom called animal control and apparently the snake was someone's house pet close by and it slithered through the drain pipes.
Now I always check that shit out before I sit down.
I'm terrified of getting papercuts. I even go so far as to hold paper, even money, a certain way just so it won't happen. Remember when they were giving each other papercuts in Jackass the movie? I curled up in a little ball watching that part lol.
LMFAO.
That's the funniest shit I've heard all day. I would rep if I could, but too much given within 24 hours. LOLOL.
NWS FTW
When i used to have the S2k. I used to think.. "damn, what if my car fucken flipped going 80+ mph, and not wearing a seat belt would do to me? It would gash my head wide open, and I'd die in a second"
That's when I put my seat belt on.
NWS FTW
i have started to develop a fear of spiders. when i was on pain meds for getting my wisdom teeth taken out i woke up and saw a huge spider right over top of me and i wasnt able to move. and now im affraid of spiders.
I always have to check before i sit down on the shitter cause ive always been afraid of a water snake being in the bowl when i sit down, and i have to always check the bathroom before i go in there cause theres a big spider prob in florida.
Oh and if you spent any time over seas.. you'd check your bed everynight before jumping into it to!! i still do it everynight.. freaked my girlfriend out the first night i spent over at her house.. i start rolled back her sheets and started smacking her bed with something random!
I hardly EVER wear my setbelt in the car, But if I am on a trip or something and I am going to go to sleep I always put my seatbelt on...But what I don't get is if I am awake do I actually think I am going to have time to put it on if something happens? lol
Dunno, if i can call this a fear. More of a habbit, but I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
How about yall?
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I do the same thing lol. Sucks scrolling down all those useless people tho. Eventually if they never call, I delete them.
I roll my windows down too when going over a bridge. Easy escape lol.
I also have to unplug everything that's not in use (minus lamps and alarm clocks) and I can't run the dryer if I leave the house. Don't want to come home to a burnt down house.....![]()
My boyfriend is better than you...
I am terrified of stopping on a bridge in traffic, I ALWAYS think that will be the exact time the bridge decides to collapse into the water or onto the street below.
every time I wind down the windows, (I think it might help my ability to escape faster) it could be 30 degrees outside and the windows will be down until I cross over.
I have a weirder one (I think)
Im scared of running with no shoes on, (and left over from childhood) of riding a bike with no shoes on, I think that if I stumble or fall I will tear my toenails off!
^ ^ ^ Im thinking my mother beat that idea into me....
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if i leave my shoes in the garage or by the basement door, I always shake them out to see if a spider drops out or something. when i was little a water bug crawled in my shoe and it freaked me out when i put it on.