CDs on yo face

[Catnip]

An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.

"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"

The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head...."

[BKgen®]

fail. like you.

[.blank cd]

you suck

[Arm&hammer]

i lol'd.
nice joke.

[IndianStig]

hahaha

[ep9716]

fail. like you.

you suck

LOL

[tdurr]

lol. u get like 2 points from me.

[EJ25RUN]

Oh well, you did have that one constructive post a while back that i'll always remember you for.

[redrumracer]

once upon a time a man walked into a bar and said ouch.

[Catnip]

once upon a time a man walked into a bar and said ouch.

[03RCode]

once upon a time a man walked into a bar and said ouch.

GTFO.

[amandDA]

lol

[redrumracer]

sadly you level of failness isnt even able to be put in that picture

GTFO.

I cant get any further than what i am right now. if i do ill be in the keys.

[03RCode]

I cant get any further than what i am right now. if i do ill be in the keys.

I wouldnt care if you were 100 miles out in the Atlantic, with your leg chained to about 500 lbs of concrete.

[Scotsman]

Oh well, you did have that one constructive post a while back that i'll always remember you for.

i dont believe in said thread

[redrumracer]

I wouldnt care if you were 100 miles out in the Atlantic, with your leg chained to about 500 lbs of concrete.

bish im so great even the titanic couldnt keep me down.

[Scotsman]

bish im so great even the titanic couldnt keep me down.

refer to the Athens meat thread

[Catnip]

sadly you level of failness isnt even able to be put in that picture

[redrumracer]

refer to the Athens meat thread

lol its not my fault i cant make it, im in homestead florida working for a couple months till i get tired of this job.

[Scotsman]

lol its not my fault i cant make it, im in homestead florida working for a couple months till i get tired of this job.

W/E (Echo's bonfire)

[redrumracer]

W/E (Echo's bonfire)

gah i was spending time with my parents on my birthday. you as a parent should be able to relate to wanting to spend time with there children

[Scotsman]

gah i was spending time with my parents on my birthday. you as a parent should be able to relate to wanting to spend time with there children

my son is 3 and he doesnt live with me , birthday smirthday , you non hangin out "homo" ,lol

[redrumracer]

my son is 3 and he doesnt live with me , birthday smirthday , you non hangin out "homo" ,lol

well i live with my parents . well live there while im in that part of ga.

[Scotsman]

well i live with my parents . well live there while im in that part of ga.

and you live with your g/f parents when you are not here

[redrumracer]

and you live with your g/f parents when you are not here

really??? that would require the bolded part. but im all about some free living.

[Scotsman]

really??? that would require the bolded part. but im all about some free living.

my bad b/f

[redrumracer]

my bad b/f

i dont swing that way bro. im just a single individual.