Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?
Serious Question....
Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?
Lexus GS300
hail naw..... wash that shit off
Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
No seriously. This is a place you can be honest.
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I smell dookie while im making it on teh toilet. Why would I smell it on my finger if the TP failed?
Cuz its a different kind of smell when its on your finger youknowhatimsaying
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The real question is, if it breaks through and your finger goes in ur butt a bit, are you gay?
LMAO I laughed so hard when I read the thread.
97 DX Civic w/ H22 FS
Well its just because getting it on your finger doesnt happen so often. I cant do the whole hotel toilet paper thing. Toilet paper is something I DO NOT cheap out on..
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lol
i plead the fif
I dont think its considered gay if your finger goes up your asshole. I dont put enough pressure on the toilet paper to even have enough power to go in my asshole. But sometimes the toilet paper is a dud and breaks..
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TROOF. My boss used to buy cheap ass TP until we all started complaining. We get the good good now LOL
epic question.Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?
i'm a germ-a-phobe in the bathroom so if this happens i wad up alot more top and scrub finger then finish and scrub some more w/ any cleaner in reach
smell that shit all hell na - i'm sure everyone has done it when you were a kid but as an adult you must know shit doesn't smell good
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
If you put enough pressure on it to go in your asshole......thats prob why the tp had a blowout and it sounds like you wanted you finger up there. lol
OMFG @ this thread......1
I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..
Lexus GS300
I have to put a little pressure, cause I dont do the whole dingle berry thing. Its OCD Im fuckin telling youIf you put enough pressure on it to go in your asshole......thats prob why the tp had a blowout and it sounds like you wanted you finger up there. lol
Lexus GS300
this is why i pleaded the fifepic question.
i'm a germ-a-phobe in the bathroom so if this happens i wad up alot more top and scrub finger then finish and scrub some more w/ any cleaner in reach
smell that shit all hell na - i'm sure everyone has done it when you were a kid but as an adult you must know shit doesn't smell good
no.. when that happens i want to throw up. i wipe my finger on anything soft besides myself.
usually more toilet paper.
100% man wipe till it bleeds then you know you gotten everything clean
i got the same problem for some reason bathroom time makes me- i hate dirty toilets and dirty ass.
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
What about the sink? I would hope you wouldnt wipe it on yourself. When it happens to me, I have to wash it off for like 5 min in another room, not the one I just took a shit in.
Lexus GS300
LOL you dont have to hulk that shit to be clean... Im always afraid Ill have a blow out
100% man wipe till it bleeds then you know you gotten everything clean
i got the same problem for some reason bathroom time makes me
Its painful and not fair. But Ive got to do it.
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Oh, And I dont shit anywhere except at my place. I just cant do it
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Ill shit wherever I feel the need unless the toilet is nasty
Most public bathroom these days have shit all in the toilet, piss all over the seat, and pubes all over the seat. I just dont do all that. I can hold it til I get home. Plus most of the time my butt crack is raw so I have to boycot shitting for a couple days
Lexus GS300
i started to make exceptions to this rule - work is now included and if i absolutely have to b/c of watery poo then the stand + squat is only acceptable
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
hahahahhah
I also wipe standing up. I walk around my bathroom and go back for round 2. I honestly probly have to flush 5-6 timess per dump. I go through about 1 roll of toilet paper a day. Damn I have problems
Lexus GS300
WAY too much work LOL you can get a work out at the gym
I seriously break a sweat from wiping. This is no joke. I may switch to baby wipes....
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The real question is do you taste it?
LOL probably easier and cheaper! DO IT! hahahaha
dont eat teh egg f00 young he prepares...its for f00z who dont know what yellow fried shit taste like
hahaha I take it you have had that dish before?
Its just not fair. I have taken 3 dumps today since 9am. Im not sick. They are healthy shits, but dammmmmmmmmmmmn, Im about to have to start boycotting til friday so I have time to heal
Lexus GS300
baby wipes
/nuff said
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
This thread delivered the lulz.
Baby wipes are wet. Which will go in the cut that is forming on my ass crack and cause amazing amounts of pain
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