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  1. 09-26-2005, 11:21 AM #1
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    A little girl asks her mom:"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said: "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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    LOL
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  3. 09-26-2005, 12:07 PM #3
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    lol
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Not bad, lol
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    lol that was clever
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    Too bad a fuckhead posted this shit. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Too bad a fuckhead posted this shit. Later, QD.
    God get a life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nizmo240
    God get a life.
    Just call me QD, dude. Only people that I like can call me God.

    Quote Originally Posted by nizmo240
    he has taken alot of my points.
    That was funny. If I could, I'd think about giving you +'s for that, but I won't. Later, QD.
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  9. 09-26-2005, 12:48 PM #9
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    Cliff and BPD get +80. Silver and NLS would get +80, but I have to spread the love. And nizmo would get -80, but I have to spread the love. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Cliff and BPD get +80. Silver and NLS would get +80, but I have to spread the love. And nizmo would get -80, but I have to spread the love. Later, QD.

    Awww... I understand... but i like how you have put some effort into the rep giving to me and sharing the love, lol Keep up the good work, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Awww... I understand... but i like how you have put some effort into the rep giving to me and sharing the love, lol Keep up the good work, lol
    Thx for the points. Since QD has never met me but doesnt like me and I am sure will have something smart to come back with he has taken alot of my points.
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  12. 09-26-2005, 12:49 PM #12
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    lol thats cute

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    lol
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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    qd that was awesome...that is so going in my sig

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    YES!!!! Lolol. I don't ever think about my shit going in sigs, lolol. Later, QD.
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    that was a damn good comeback...i had to quote it lol

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