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  1. 03-27-2009, 10:49 PM #1
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    Default I'm afraid my son has a secret girlfriend. What should I do?



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    lmao. naw, ur son is fcking homo. u should be proud at this point if he has a girlfriend...because apparently he's going the gay route. :idb:
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    Dear Bethany,
    Your son loves he cock. On the other hand you no longer have to worry about him knocking someone up.
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    lol your old enough to have a son.
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    LOL @ additional details.

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    oh and her son is deff a fucking fruit basket.
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    Ew. That guy is trolling though.

    I saw a better one about on a woman's life board about a mom who walked in on her son and "noticed" he had a "bent" wee-wee. She then went on trying to convince the females on the website that she releaved him with messages-o-the penis for several weeks etc. etc. I can't find the link but it was hilarious.
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    lmao @ "you asked, i answered". omg i laughed so hard. lmao @ she thinks just because she taught him what God says, what he's listening. WTF is wrong with her? I mean srsly. If we all listened to the bible, none of our asses would be online right now, nor would the economy be so bad. We'd be in the church somewhere kneeling and praying while our donkeys are chillin outside eatin the grass. Srsly, she must be one of those people that live in a cult & aren't aware of the outside world.
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    ...we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan.
    Bwahahahaha!!!! I will not comment further.....
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    Gay as Aids.

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    but a more serious question

    WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP THIS SHIT?
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    Now she should put a hidden camera in his room & post it on youtube
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    Now she should put a hidden camera in his room & post it on youtube
    ....ummm, weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bus Driver J
    ....ummm, weird.
    I want to see teh ghey sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    I want to see teh ghey sex
    I would call you gay, but you lack the dick to be gay, instead you are fucking weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    I would call you gay, but you lack the dick to be gay, instead you are fucking weird.
    guys like lesbo sex....wtf wrong with me liking sex with extra meatsauce?
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    Cause in this case it makes you a homopedo
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    Shit!! I forgot he was underage. Nvm then. Thy shalt not go any younger than the 22 yr old I already have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    guys like lesbo sex....wtf wrong with me liking sex with extra meatsauce?
    ok this is how it goes

    it ok for girls to be gay bi or what ever, girls are designed to have object put in them, so whether its a guy or girl, things will eventually end up in a girls pussy.

    guys arent designed to have things going into them, its not natural. we were designed to be the inserter of objects into women.
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    lmao. that sounds like the way a guy would explain it. i'm just saying, sometimes watching gay porn turns me on, and sometimes it doesn't. i'm pregnant right now so just about anything makes me freaking horny.
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    Queerbait!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    lmao. that sounds like the way a guy would explain it. i'm just saying, sometimes watching gay porn turns me on, and sometimes it doesn't. i'm pregnant right now so just about anything makes me freaking horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    yes rly. best time to have sex. can't get double preggars. matter of fact, i may just go youtube tonight. thanks matthewapm for putting the thought in to my head.
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    Does any of the prego horny about gay porn talk make anybody else wanna puke? I sure as hell do now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    Does any of the prego horny about gay porn talk make anybody else wanna fap? I sure as hell do now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    lmao. that sounds like the way a guy would explain it. i'm just saying, sometimes watching gay porn turns me on, and sometimes it doesn't. i'm pregnant right now so just about anything makes me freaking horny.

    HAHAHA

    Whatever floats your boat.

    But it is true about the pregnant thing. Females get horny over nothing....
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    >_>........Wow.... a whole lotta weird gayshit going on in here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    guys like lesbo sex....wtf wrong with me liking sex with extra meatsauce?
    Lesbo sex don't do anything for me. Its just one less chick for the girl/guy ratio. And whats the point of getting all worked up over lesbo sex knowing your not gonna hit it cause she is in to :boobies: as much as you are.
    View the world through a dogs eyes, if you can't screw it or eat it, pi$$ on it and walk away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    Does any of the prego horny about gay porn talk make anybody else wanna puke? I sure as hell do now.
    Yea me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    yes rly. best time to have sex. can't get double preggars. matter of fact, i may just go youtube tonight. thanks matthewapm for putting the thought in to my head.
    Wait what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Wait what?
    oh no, what have I done??













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    I must have been really sleepy last night
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    lmao. that sounds like the way a guy would explain it. i'm just saying, sometimes watching gay porn turns me on, and sometimes it doesn't. i'm pregnant right now so just about anything makes me freaking horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyF
    yes, I know this.

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