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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I was up for a job interview in a music school. I go to get my guitar out off its case, and realize that my friends thought it would be very funny to replace my real guitar with one of the Guitar Hero guitars. FML
today i signed onto IA, made a new name and then made fun of people. everything was great til i smarted off to an IA mod, and now everything i post turns into a picture of ifail. FML -GREED
oh you jack ass. i told you to stfu. lol good one. but that was tyler durdan in your sig right?
lol yeah it was in his sig. lol
I'll have cai, 2.5" Exaust, header, timing bump, and a cam mod and I'm hoping to run mid 15s. FML
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:( that was true story,lol
lol awe that sucks. TURBO!!!!!! lol
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup & put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML
Today, the girl I have been in love with for 4 years just told me she is pregnant. The only problem is it's not mine. It's my worst enemy's. FML
Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session, she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home, my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks. FML
Today, I took a quiz my math teacher gave us. He claimed it was "Impossible" for anyone to get a perfect score on it. I honestly didn't know any of the answers, and guessed on the whole thing. Apparently, I got them all right. He accused me of cheating and gave me a double zero. FML
Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML