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    Default How to call the POLICE!

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
    George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No." Then they said
    "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay" He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again---

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)

    I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!

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    nice shit

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    LMFAO!! I love old people


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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    lol im sure this is a repost cause that story has been around longer than QD, but i still lol

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    lol @ old people
    weak civic

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    fucking epic
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    HAHHAA SO MUCH WIN!!!!!!

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    hahah.
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    lol thought you all would like it

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    thats awsome

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    bwahaha


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    HAHA Reps

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    trooper pulls over a 70 year old woman. Goes to her window and says "maam, you know why i stopped you? She said...must be the dead body in the trunk. Patrolman is stunned, draws his gun, asks her to get out of the car, on the ground. He cuffs her and calls for backup.
    Backup arrives. They check the trunk and find nothing. Back up officer asks the old lady "Maam, the officer who pulled you over said you had a dead body in the trunk?" The old lady looked at him in shock and said "What!? I bet the son of a b!#%^ told you I was speeding too!"

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    hahahaha, i bet it would really work too.

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    lolololol

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    They are mean, brutal people. I can wait

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    Great way to waste tax money... you're old, just fuckin die already lol.

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    Nice
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    ya know.. i could see that happening!! They did something like that to me when i lived in riversedge in fayetteville/clayton county.. my car was getting broken into and i called the cops. they transfered me 6 times cause neither one of them knew which one was supposed to respond. i simply told them after the 6th transfer that all they needed was body bags cause the situation as handled.. needless to say boy counties showed up! thankfully they were cool about it and understood!!

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