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    A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.'
    The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?'
    The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.'
    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.'
    The next day the grandmother died.
    'Holy shit 'thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: 'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.'
    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
    When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'
    He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.'
    She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!'

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    old joke


    kinda funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallChinian
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
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    owned
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    Haha, damn..

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    hahahahahhaa!

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    Nice. I haven't ever heard it before.
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    ^^^lol

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    i dont get. Im not laughing either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    i dont get. Im not laughing either.

    OMG!!!!

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    the pro golfer was the dad...

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    still not getting it sorry. But care to explain? It's seriously pissing me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    still not getting it sorry. But care to explain? It's seriously pissing me off.
    The whole life of the little girl the dad thought he was the real father, turns out mommy was cheating on him with the golf pro and concieved little miss psychic. When she predicted her father would die, the golf dude did and it revealed the scandal. God you're dumb.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II
    The whole life of the little girl the dad thought he was the real father, turns out mommy was cheating on him with the golf pro and concieved little miss psychic. When she predicted her father would die, the golf dude did and it revealed the scandal. God you're dumb.
    Indeed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II
    The whole life of the little girl the dad thought he was the real father, turns out mommy was cheating on him with the golf pro and concieved little miss psychic. When she predicted her father would die, the golf dude did and it revealed the scandal. God you're dumb.
    LOL this was actually funnier than the joke !!
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....

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    LMAO.......OL!

    Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    still not getting it sorry. But care to explain? It's seriously pissing me off.
    goddam your dumb.
    :idb:

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    ^^^ yEs sir!

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