I'm typing my application to join the Crips, but also sending one to the Bloods. The market is saturated right now, so I gotta play my cards right. The Bloods want a cover letter and shit, with a picture. The interview should go well, as long as I wear a red tie. Strict requirements to get in. I have a blue suit for Crips, but my shoes are black. I prefer brown, but you gotta walk the walk, ya dig.

I'll keep you all posted.