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  1. 02-04-2009, 04:07 PM #1
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    A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
    The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
    "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
    The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
    When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
    On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
    The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
    "Yeah, my wife..."
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  2. 02-04-2009, 04:12 PM #2
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    SOUNDS LIKE U HAVING A ROUGH ONE JULIO



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 02-04-2009, 04:15 PM #3
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    I SMILED .......1
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  4. 02-04-2009, 04:17 PM #4
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    GTFO...UR THE YOUNGER BROTHER...FAG

    AND IM NOT TALKIN CIGARETTE



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  5. 02-04-2009, 04:18 PM #5
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    ^always so anal!!! *no pun intended*.....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    ^always so anal!!! *no pun intended*.....1
    FU BEFORE I SHOVE A BANANA IN YO TAIL PIPE



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  7. 02-04-2009, 04:21 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    FU BEFORE I SHOVE A BANANA IN YO TAIL PIPE
    now thats just gay .......1
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  8. 02-04-2009, 04:22 PM #8
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    YO SON THIS THREAD IS GAY



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  9. 02-04-2009, 04:23 PM #9
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    lol the joke was decent. Made the upper lip twitch a little.
    :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    lol the joke was decent. Made the upper lip twitch a little.
    THATS THE GAYEST COMMENT I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE...WORSE PART..IS IT WASNT INTENTIONAL....GTFO




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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  11. 02-04-2009, 06:48 PM #11
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    i laughed!

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  12. 02-04-2009, 07:53 PM #12
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    i chuckled but not very post worthy imo
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  13. 02-04-2009, 09:06 PM #13
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    I smiled...

    reminds me of a story i heard about paul and a bar years ago...


    So, Paul walked into a bar, looked at the bartender and ordered 3 jager shots. Bartender pourded them up, paul took them all right there and ordered 3 more. While the bartender was pouring them, he asked if paul was celebrating something. Paul said 'YEP, my first blowjob!!!!' Paul took the next three right after another again. The barman smiled, said, 'Son, congrats, let me buy your next round for you!' Paul declined and said, 'well, I would, but if the first six didnt get the taste out of my mouth, 3 more wont eather'!
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  14. 02-04-2009, 09:28 PM #14
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    ^^^^lololololololol
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  15. 02-04-2009, 09:33 PM #15
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    bahahaha
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  16. 02-04-2009, 09:34 PM #16
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    too funny.... good one julio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    I smiled...

    reminds me of a story i heard about paul and a bar years ago...


    So, Paul walked into a bar, looked at the bartender and ordered 3 jager shots. Bartender pourded them up, paul took them all right there and ordered 3 more. While the bartender was pouring them, he asked if paul was celebrating something. Paul said 'YEP, my first blowjob!!!!' Paul took the next three right after another again. The barman smiled, said, 'Son, congrats, let me buy your next round for you!' Paul declined and said, 'well, I would, but if the first six didnt get the taste out of my mouth, 3 more wont eather'!
    I have bestowed 75 of my finest reps upon your rep storage bin. Later, QD.
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  18. 02-04-2009, 09:46 PM #18
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    Haha, funny.

    "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    I have bestowed 75 of my finest reps upon your rep storage bin. Later, QD.
    well thank you mr QD!
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