Dude ur seriously missin out on some of the better things in lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by TheGodfather
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Dude ur seriously missin out on some of the better things in lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by TheGodfather
Dumn poll. The girls on here are virgins.
ok i like this thread lol
Women need to stop acting like females - LOL. All they do is complain.
Take oral for instance --- men LOSE in that game any way you slice it --- shit's in our goatee, face, eyebrows and elbows - LOL. Ladies --- all you have to do is suck, we pop, then you swallow. It get's NOWHERE but in your mouth and to your stomach... DEAL WITH IT - especially since everything that you WON'T do, (you know the rest).
As far as being clean? I mean --- all of our stuff is OUTSIDE of our body -- we can clean up to 100% - well, it's a fuckin' slot-machine guessing game when it comes to yall - LOL. No telling what can be in there - lint, animals, rotten bananas. :D Hmmm... so we get a lil pee that comes out 3 times a day --- well that beats BLOOD and the other random ass discharges that you have on any given day - LMFAO!
So all said, stop bitchin -- -put your hair in a pony tail and take a lil man-sauce on your face and call it a day.
WTF is up with the guys answering that poll???
LOLOLOLOL
LMAO @ this thread......I'm gonna keep it 100.....I like it everywhere/all over, but fave is ass.
As for Babyj.........Stop talking with your mouth full. :lmfao:
WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?Quote:
Originally Posted by LizBiz
No, but I'm not. I don't go down on any woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by collins
Her position is on her knees, never mine.
867-5309Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
:lmfao: You have such a way with words!!!:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
that aint liz...that was autism...fawk uQuote:
Originally Posted by TheGodfather
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Originally Posted by BABY J
You nasty bastard
:lmfao:
Damn...that's so true. I only go down on girls I know are clean for this very reason. Remember this...if my head is between your legs you're a special lady. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by BABY J
For all you non special ones its more like :boobies: :idb: :look: (there is no sleep emote dammit)
Special ones its like :lickpuss::idb::boobies::idb::goodjob::idb::idb: (5 minute break):lickpuss::cheers::idb::idb::idb::idb:
I like it all in my lil belly button :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
Damm i didnt know you got down like that,,,, CALL ME!!!
that could be arrangedQuote:
Originally Posted by trista
even tho ive never met you.
:screwy: lol and I highly doubt you ever will
:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by B18c1Turboed
me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by trista
:idb: :lickpuss: :idb: :la: :love:
IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER!!!
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Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
:lmfao:
Lol sillies ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by redrumracer
LOL at this thread. Pretty entertaining
I said chest or ass after doggie.
I figured this thread would have been like 40398575434956 pages long by now......
But I'm a virgin so I don't really know..:bootyshak
:stupid: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
I'm a virgin too.
me too :ninja:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by osnap
"clean it up yourself!!!"
moist towelettes..... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by osnap
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Originally Posted by BABY J
TRUTH!!!! TOILET PAPER LINT FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUIT BUYING CHEAP TOILET PAPER!!!!!
I know this great song by the Beatles.. It's called Mi-Chelle! My Belle! Hey babe!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
My Algebra teacher sang that to me every day for 2 semesters in high school! But he would start at the beginning & sing the whole damn thing :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
How are you???
Wow where was I when these lovely men admitted to eating pussy and liking it?!
I prefer it on my back (if from the back) or my stomach (if missionary). That way I can see it's on the outside not inside :yes:
But all and all, it is better in the condom.
So who likes to eat pussy again? :D
And you don't have to send me private IM's to let me know. You can tell me in here lol. You know who you are :ninja:
Lol, I answered :ninja:
how the hell did this thread get brought back from the dead?
^^^ Me 2