You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.

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> The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

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> a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your

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stop.

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> As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down,

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> that's when you realize, you have been listening........














to your ipod.