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    Default Ohh God i Love mcdonalds, because....my dad works there!!! true story

    I just ordered 3 MacChickens,after i drove away i reached in the bag, and there sat 2 extra medium fries(free fries).WTF, how did those fries get in there. Those no educated mother fuckers gave me 2 extra fries, so i went back and gave them the fries back. GOD stupid uneducated mother fuckers cant even keep up with their orders.


    Well i didn't drive back to give them back their fries, but i did get free fries woot woot.



    CLIFFS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO READ MY LONG NEVER ENDING STORY.

    -I went to mcdonalds
    -And i got free fries.
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    hmmmmmmmmm fries sound good right now , good thing my wife is makin...................




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    ......congrats?
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    ^^

    man you need to get rid of your wife, and find your self a real women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    ^^

    man you need to get rid of your wife, and find your self a real women.
    why???? it is what i asked her to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    why???? it is what i asked her to make
    sounds to me like ur the wifey in the house. lolololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    sounds to me like ur the wifey in the house. lolololol
    she does like me wearin her thongs ,
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    You know who's dumber? The people who work at Checkers. I got three free buffalo chicken sandwiches plus three fries. The three guys in the car behind me were probably pissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    hmmmmmmmmm fries sound good right now , good thing my wife is makin...................




    and

    Best meal in the world! My wife makes this for me too!
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    Lulz, I had my gf make that for me Monday. I'm training her. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    You know who's dumber? The people who work at Checkers. I got three free buffalo chicken sandwiches plus three fries. The three guys in the car behind me were probably pissed.


    This is my thread to brag about free stuff, GTFO and make ur own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    she does like me wearin her thongs ,

    You're probably not even man enough to wear man thongs, so she makes u wear her girl thongs.

    But wait, whats the difference between man and women thongs? Is there any difference?

    Anyways,any kind of Thongs+Man=Gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    You're probably not even man enough to wear man thongs, so she makes u wear her girl thongs.

    But wait, whats the difference between man and women thongs? Is there any difference?

    Anyways,any kind of Thongs+Man=Gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?


    This is my thread to brag about free stuff, GTFO and make ur own.
    Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

    Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

    Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.
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    That actaully use to happen alot to me back when I ate fastfood all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

    Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.

    That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

    Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.
    snap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?
    muhahaha, probably trying to take it away from him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.
    or yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?
    Shit man I was just walking down Ponce de Leon and found it in a little box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.

    How do you know what a banana fresh out the ass looks like?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    or yours
    You're the one with string up your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    How do you know what a banana fresh out the ass looks like?!



    ninja kornjaca
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    dammit you found that box?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    You're the one with string up your ass.
    i be flossin yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11
    Shit man I was just walking down Ponce de Leon and found it in a little box.

    Lol.


    Not at the direct situation, but the underlying fact that you were walking. I would use a wheelchair if they were easy to get over curbs and doorways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    i be flossin yo
    mmm okey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    dammit you found that box?

    So did you put it in there so when a girl asked if you still had your virginity you could say no?


    Good setup, btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    So did you put it in there so when a girl asked if you still had your virginity you could say no?


    Good setup, btw.
    yeah dude. when i said i lost it, i really meant i threw it out the window of my car one day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    yeah dude. when i said i lost it, i really meant i threw it out the window of my car one day.
    Damn go get it back, cus its waiting on you to come back and get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    dammit you found that box?


    It's on craigslist now.
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    Well, you might want to try and barter with that guy. Lol That shit'll be on CL before too long for trade for some weight equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11


    It's on craigslist now.
    Watch snap buy it back. I got 20 bucks on it.
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    Holy hell! Lol What a weird coincidence.

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    ^^

    its okey, calm down. its gonna be okey.
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    NICE! I have to sell it, these things pull a premium before race wars.
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    Oh key? Wtf. okey. lol

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