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  1. 01-02-2009, 11:15 AM #1
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    Default if beyonce were a boy...

    i'd punch that bitch in the face! how the hell does she get to stay around with her countless crappy songs she spreads through the air with that voice like i was using a rake over a chalkboard with a megaphone... for the love of God i've called 2 radio stations asking them to ban that bitches songs between the hours of 12 am and 11:59 pm. could someone shoot that ho already?

    just makes you wanna knock that girl down ya know?

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    ive always wanted to blast a huge load over that beautiful face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    ive always wanted to blast a huge load over that beautiful face.

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    Wow.. JM angry much???


    No need for punching...You just gotta put a ring on it.

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    awww shiiii joss you know i got lub for j00 baby lol

    no i just can't stand that girls whole new album of songs. its like on ear piercing death note after another. ugh. her first set wasn't bad but this whole album has made me wanna just rip off my ears....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    awww shiiii joss you know i got lub for j00 baby lol

    no i just can't stand that girls whole new album of songs. its like on ear piercing death note after another. ugh. her first set wasn't bad but this whole album has made me wanna just rip off my ears....
    Lol. I like some of the songs and I normally hate anything that has to do with her.

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    Female R&B artists don't require talent. They just need an @ss the size of two watermelons and they'll be successful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Female R&B artists don't require talent. They just need an @ss the size of two watermelons and they'll be successful.
    quote of the century.

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    lmao....yeah I think she does more screaming than singing. Most people that can acutally sing don't get the credit they deserve. But hey! when you can dance and put on a good show, that's all that matters right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    lmao....yeah I think she does more screaming than singing. Most people that can acutally sing don't get the credit they deserve. But hey! when you can dance and put on a good show, that's all that matters right?
    is right... When you have EVERY gay man in Traxx trying to do their drag show to your music...and a gay man choreographed your last video that has spawned more than enough "remakes, " I think that she can officially be called their QUEEN...

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    i would hit it
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    would put in bud
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    I'd beat
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    I have to agree....somewhat. She can sing, but the songs do NOT show off her talent.

    Once again, Pop culture kills, lol.
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    Jm, you are so silly.

    The only song that I full on hatesd was to the left to the left or whatever. When it came out, I was working at a movie theater. I would telll the person to the left and they would start singing the song
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    I too hate that f-ing song! Even more than David Cooks "Time of my life"
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    i hate her music...

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    Wow.. Im not a fan of Beyonce.. but not only is she hot.. But she does in fact has talent.

    Is not her the problem.. Is the fans of the music.. radio station will play what ever will get them ratings. So they will repeat the same song 20 times a day..
    Thats why I love Satellite radio.. they play who ever.

    I saw Beyonce in concert and let me tell you.. she can sing..

    I think people should just BAN local radio... well except real important ones , like 750am..

    But the rest.. Flush it down..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    So they will repeat the same song 20 times a day..
    Thats why I love Satellite radio.. they play who ever.

    What do you have? Sirius?

    I have XM, and it is the same way. Same 20 songs over and over (except no commercials). I have found 1 station (Flight 26), that doesn't repeat songs as much, but they play a lot of 90's music that I don't like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    not her the problem.. Is the fans of the music.. radio station will play what ever will get them ratings. So they will repeat the same song 20 times a day..
    Thats why I love Satellite radio.. they play who ever.
    I had Sirius radio and was not impressed. They're just as bad as regular radio for playing the same songs over and over again.
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    ^^ troof. reps.

    and reps to said the thing bout ass and watermelon lol

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    Beyonce, ftl.

    Her hips make me wanna gag.

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    Say my name say my name!!!
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    ^ LOLs.

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    OMG I WOULD SLAM THE SHIT OUT OF BEYONCE
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    Did anyone hear the remix version with R.Kelly in it? Shits hilarious.
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    she makes music for young, mostly single, modern woman. They love it. If she were a marketing specialist she'd be a genious. I'd do the same thing to make 1/4th the money she does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnURleft
    she makes music for young, mostly single, modern woman. They love it. If she were a marketing specialist she'd be a genious. I'd do the same thing to make 1/4th the money she does.
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