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    Default my left testicle hurts....

    and i have no idea why.............


    seriously... just started hurting after lunch... wtf... -sad panda-
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    you need more ass
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    what kind of relief did you get from making a thread on IA for it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benefit
    what kind of relief did you get from making a thread on IA for it?

    0... literally.. 0...
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    thats weird, left side of my ballsac was torn open in a freak accident (fell on some metal) at work.

    its just not back all together and not bleeding anymore.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    YOur gonna lose it when it starts hurtin it too late. No one is going to what fuck a solo testie not even gays. Sorry your fucked.
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    you has teh blew bawls


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    negative....
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    maybe you sat on it?


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    maybe you sat on it?
    i mean.. that happens.. but no.. i don't think so..


    i took a nap during lunch.. got up.. by the time i made it back to my desk.. just started hurting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    maybe you sat on it?
    he's white..their balls never get that size



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    he's white..their balls never get that size
    where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!
    just cuz u have a sicstang thats an 03, doesnt mean ur balls are big..they just compensate for whats not there



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!

    troof...

    my wang is pinky sized.... but i've got big balls.... looks real awkward down there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    troof...

    my wang is pinky sized.... but i've got big balls.... looks real awkward down there...
    yea girls say its cute
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!
    you're right!

    have you ever seen Steveo's sack? that thang is ginormous!!!

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    is the left side of ur neck swelling or hurt too? if it is then ur fucked....
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    Quote Originally Posted by K20Z1
    is the left side of ur neck swelling or hurt too? if it is then ur fucked....

    lol.. neck is fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    lol.. neck is fine
    great, no worries.
    i know someone who got their testicle hurt..then after a few days their neck gets swellen and hurt.. then later he is unable to have children...
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    and bite?


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA

    not really asking anything.. just stating...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA
    I am a doctor!! How dare you disrespect mah authoritah!!


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    I am a doctor!! How dare you disrespect mah authoritah!!
    If so how do I make my penis bigger? I am asking for a friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    If so how do I make my penis bigger? I am asking for a friend.

    your friend wants your penis bigger???
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    put some iodized salt on it after you dip it in a 50/50 mix of isopropyl alchohol and warm water.
    that should clear you right up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    put some iodized salt on it after you dip it in a 50/50 mix of isopropyl alchohol and warm water.
    that should clear you right up.
    lol... sounds perfect... thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    lol... sounds perfect... thanks!
    anytime bro.
    anytime

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    You have testicle cancer.
    "Damn, Its Tyler"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    You have testicle cancer.
    i don't think so....


    but i have been punched/kicked more than most guys i know... i don't think my soldiers march..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i don't think so....


    but i have been punched/kicked more than most guys i know... i don't think my soldiers march..


    I get pissed when someone punches me in the nuts. Thats like the only thing that I will fight my friends over. Cause I want kids in the future and all...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    You have testicle cancer.
    TOUR DE NAWTZ



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.
    lol "you can take that to the bank........................ the sperm bank"............






    i don't like having a huge sack.. it can get in the way... ya know?? and i haven't met a girl yet who likes getting slapped in the belly button when you're hitting hit from behind....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.
    AS LONG AS WE CAN SAY CRACKA

    U CAN SAY BAD CREDIT



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    AS LONG AS WE CAN SAY CRACKA

    U CAN SAY BAD CREDIT
    LulZ
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    yea i feel ya,pretty bad i can DP my girl by myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    yea i feel ya,pretty bad i can DP my girl by myself.

    that just sounds painful... why would you wanna squeeze your sack into a tight hole??? gross...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    that just sounds painful... why would you wanna squeeze your sack into a tight hole??? gross...
    its very painful.....i dont wish it on anyone

    next time im gonna duct tape my balls to my knee
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    It's called DSB.


    Deadly semen backup. Just rub one off and you'll be fine. It normally doesn't show itself until your married. LOL
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