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Originally Posted by turbo jetta
fuck paying hoes
she shall pay me to kick her in the teeth and then when i hurt my big toe she will suck my 3rd leg to make it allll better
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Originally Posted by turbo jetta
fuck paying hoes
she shall pay me to kick her in the teeth and then when i hurt my big toe she will suck my 3rd leg to make it allll better
dude all girls are FUCKING hoes.
you have to pay to take them out for food, or drinks, or a movie...or watever
you are paying them some how to get some at the end
i know this is a proven fact so. anyone esle that disagrees can go suck it
meh i really dont blow that much cash on girls yet i get teh bootyQuote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
i guess it depends on your attack
but i will agree for the most part girls are hoes and you have to spend ungodly amounts of money on them for anything
funny how youll kill for them then in 20 years after youve been married for a while youd kill to have someone kill her
Dude... we all know fucking your grandmothers denture cream pie doesn't count.Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
F.B.G.M = fuck bitches get money
the way i live my life, and the way other men should
do this people, or get owned
mob
but i dont have to tell you guys what that means
if i had ever met either of my grandmothers that lil comment would have been epically funny, but b/c i have never in my life met them that lil comment was an epic failQuote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
:goodjob: .... not
lol, the utter depth of that motto leaves me staggering, and looking at all the life I've wasted. Why do anything all, when all I need to do all along, to be a real man was "Fuck Bitches, and Get Money". That is after all the cream of teh intellectual crop.Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
Maybe you should turn off the hip hop for a few days, and perhaps consider not letting Lil' Wayne lyrics determine how you live your life. God only knows if that's all your focused on, you could live a satisfactory life, just by working at wall mart, and fucking your co-workers. You would after all be "getting money" and "fucking bitches".
PS... I heard you motto really stands for Fuck Boys, Good Molesting.
:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
First of all... my comment was typed in the same sized font, as yours, therefore its the same size as any in this thread.
For example: Dude... Fucking your grandmothers denture cream pie doesn't count. Could be considered a little comment, since it is smaller than teh rest.
Glad to see you're taking all the information transmitted over the series of tubes seriously.
The only epic failure I see here are your tired ass comebacks. :ninja:
Turbo it's taking you too long to respond.
Step up your fucking game already man...
wow u really know how to turn things around to the fail now dont you. well you know wat. its probably not a good motto but wat ever man. u must be happy with the girl your with, well thats if you even have a girl....just sayin. but if u do have a girl/women she is probably a hoe bag and fucking someone else as we speak or if not now at some point in time today or in the up comming week. if she is not going to do it, she has probably already done it...and enjoyed it. again this all is if u have a girl, and if u do not... well you fail. end of storyQuote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
You've got me Rofl-copting!Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
Another heavy comeback thrown straight off the fail boat, and sinking fast.
If you must know, my girl never cheated on me, but when she talked about wanting some DP, I killed her, and ate her hands to make sure it would never EVAR happen. I had her head stuffed, so I can fondly reflect on all the good times. laulerblades, you should see the look on her face now it hasn't changed since I got our of prison, and took her head out of storage.
But seriously dude, what are you like a 16 year old girl? That reply was almost as impotent as your semen... And we all know that shit doesn't work.
Ahhh, nevermind.
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!!!!
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
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Originally Posted by DrivenMind
:2up:
16 year old girl - like OH MY GOD REALLY? r u effing serious??
dumb ass dude that couldnt really think of anything to say so he just said random shit = you with this "Another heavy comeback thrown straight off the fail boat, and sinking fast.
If you must know, my girl never cheated on me, but when she talked about wanting some DP, I killed her, and ate her hands to make sure it would never EVAR happen. I had her head stuffed, so I can fondly reflect on all the good times. laulerblades, you should see the look on her face now it hasn't changed since I got our of prison, and took her head out of storage"
Damn it! Once again my wits are no match for your tough guy comebacks, and third grade grammar skills.
And if by couldn't think of some shit to say, you mean to say "said some shit I'm not clever or crafty enough think of" you'd be spot on. I would write more, and make fun of you for using "=" every other post, but since all of my shit goes over your head like a fucking falcon I guess I should stop now.
Steven2, you've been lurking in here the whole time. Why don't you be the judge of this e-slapping contest?
sorry thank you come againQuote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
Another weak ass Mencia style comeback.
Hey 1989 faxed me, the Simpsons want their joke back.
Step it up man.
Step it up.
hmmm well the come backs would be a lil better if i were actually affected by your remarks. its not getting me worked up so whats the point, really? your comments are weak as well so. its wat ever man.
you must be on red bull or something bc im too tired to go on.
had fun
later
Well I was never really trying to get you worked up, I just wanted to give you a hard time.Quote:
Originally Posted by turbo jetta
No hard feelings bro.
(We can cuddle later.)