So i have pre-cum all over my dick and she says no...

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Originally Posted by redrumracer

lol it was like the 2am waffle house meet last time

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oh yes. that was fun.

you have to admit i was drunk. i told the waitress to tell dubs that i'll slit his throat in his sleep. i would have never done that sober.

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Is there anything sexier then your girl fingering herself in your presence? damn

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a girl using a vibrator?

A vibrator isnt even needed. Just seeing my girl finger herself in front of me is just amazment

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

A vibrator isnt even needed. Just seeing my girl finger herself in front of me is just amazment

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i'm twataphobic. i can't even touch my own.

humm? finger = better....maybe.....how about 2 girls w/ 2 fingers..... :)

Yeah, its not really "her thing" either. But I told her how sexy it is to me, so I told her to do it. She listens

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i'm twataphobic. i can't even touch my own.

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not good....not good at all... :no:

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Yeah, its not really "her thing" either. But I told her how sexy it is to me, so I told her to do it. She listens

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sounds like a good woman ;)

Is it gross if you eat a girl out with ice in your mouth, place the ice in her pussy with your tounge, let it melt, and suck it out?..................

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Originally Posted by Autumn

oh yes. that was fun.

you have to admit i was drunk. i told the waitress to tell dubs that i'll slit his throat in his sleep. i would have never done that sober.

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yes i remember that. twas a fun time.

i'm assuming you use handcuffs, sleeper?

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Is it gross if you eat a girl out with ice in your mouth, place the ice in her pussy with your tounge, let it melt, and suck it out?..................

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with a camera recording or no?

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i'm twataphobic. i can't even touch my own.

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no comment needed.

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Originally Posted by collins

sounds like a good woman ;)

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Yeah, Shes a keeper. Shes a good one. Shes beautiful, she listens, etc.

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Originally Posted by dtmcnamara

humm? finger = better....maybe.....how about 2 girls w/ 2 fingers..... :)

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2 fingers gasp!

twats sicken me.

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Originally Posted by dtmcnamara

with a camera recording or no?

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Nah, Maybe next time. She did get a new Macbook. That takes pretty good vids:D

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Yeah, its not really "her thing" either. But I told her how sexy it is to me, so I told her to do it. She listens

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if i wasn't so sickened, i would. i've used a vibrator in front of my ex before though.

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Originally Posted by Autumn

2 fingers gasp!

twats sicken me.

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Yeah, If I had your twat Id be sickened also........











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jk:cheers:

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Nah, Maybe next time. She did get a new Macbook. That takes pretty good vids:D

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lol....gatta love web cams.....lol


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Yeah, If I had your twat Id be sickened also........



BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN



jk:cheers:

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not just mine, just the thought of them. just ew. i mean idk how guys could mess with girls.

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Originally Posted by Autumn

if i wasn't so sickened, i would. i've used a vibrator in front of my ex before though.

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Yeah, I like fingers better. The chances are pretty high that the vibrator will be bigger than my dick, and my girl will not have anything bigger in her than me. Because I will not let a toy, fuck my girl better than I can

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not just mine, just the thought of them. just ew. i mean idk how guys could mess with girls.

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so no girl on girl action for you?

what makes them so.....ewwwwie for you?

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not just mine, just the thought of them. just ew. i mean idk how guys could mess with girls.

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lmfao well its easy, would you like a demonstration?

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so no girl on girl action for you?

what makes them so.....ewwwwie for you?

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never said that... ;)

I actually like them. They are hot, wet, and full of goodness. This name fits a vagine PERFECTLY.....Pink Velet Saugsage Wallet


Thanks

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Yeah, I like fingers better. The chances are pretty high that the vibrator will be bigger than my dick, and my girl will not have anything bigger in her than me. Because I will not let a toy, fuck my girl better than I can

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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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Yeah, I like fingers better. The chances are pretty high that the vibrator will be bigger than my dick, and my girl will not have anything bigger in her than me. Because I will not let a toy, fuck my girl better than I can

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so.... :thinking:

you have a small peepe?...sorry :no:

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Yeah, I like fingers better. The chances are pretty high that the vibrator will be bigger than my dick, and my girl will not have anything bigger in her than me. Because I will not let a toy, fuck my girl better than I can

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you must have a small dick or a girlfriend who likes them big black cock ones.

I was being sarcastic. But Im not saying Im a porn star by anymeans. But the dildos I saw at this sex store were just ridiculous. Like Im not sure it would even fit in my girl

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never said that... ;)

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:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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so.... :thinking:

you have a small peepe?...sorry :no:

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i know right. edited....

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Originally Posted by dtmcnamara

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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i said i won't touch or whatever twats.


never said vice versa...

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Originally Posted by Autumn

you must have a small dick or a girlfriend who likes them big black cock ones.

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they arent always black....trust me :yes:

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they arent always black....trust me :yes:

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... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I always kid around that my dicks small, so they dont expect much. Works everytime!

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i said i won't touch or whatever twats.


never said vice versa...

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lol priceless....no touching but touch all you want....good phrase to go by

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Originally Posted by Autumn

i know right. editted....

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i saw what you did there

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

I always kid around that my dicks small, so they dont expect much. Works everytime!

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haha, gotcha.

at least you aren't like this one guy i use to date. he used to say how big his cock was and shit. the he forced my hand down his pants and that shit was tiny.


btw, this was back when i was 14-ish.

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Originally Posted by dtmcnamara

lol priceless....no touching but touch all you want....good phrase to go by

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i get mine ;)

Yeah, you gotta stay humble, can get the girls expecting too much, it either works or it doesnt. Ive been lucky so far