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Thread: WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN ARE THERE SO MANY SEXUAL THREADS?

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    Default WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN ARE THERE SO MANY SEXUAL THREADS?

    I MEAN FIRST IT WAS RACISM..NOW THIS



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! cuz....it's the most wonderful time of the year....
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    I was thinking the same thing, yesterday was like a massive IA orgy

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    EVERYDAY IS A MASSIVE IA ORGY..ITS JUST GETTING DISGUSTING NOW W/ ALL THE THREADS DEDICATED TO IT



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Everynight is Valentines

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Everynight is Valentines
    DOES THAT MEAN U ALWAYS GET THE CHOCOLATE?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    why is pbs black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    why is pbs black?
    WHY DOES ED WANNA BE WHITE, BUT ORIGINATES FROM MEXICO?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    why is pbs black?

    i don't know... but it's the worst thing ever...

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    Ooh, now let's get down tonight
    Baby I'm hot just like an oven
    I need some lovin'
    And baby, I can't hold it much longer
    It's getting stronger and stronger
    And when I get that feeling
    I want Sexual Healing
    Sexual Healing, oh baby
    Makes me feel so fine
    Helps to relieve my mind
    Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
    Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
    Whenever blue tear drops are falling
    And my emotional stability is leaving me
    There is something I can do
    I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
    Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
    The love you give to me will free me
    If you don't know the things you're dealing
    I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
    Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
    Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
    Baby I got sick this morning
    A sea was storming inside of me
    Baby I think I'm capsizing
    The waves are rising and rising
    And when I get that feeling
    I want Sexual Healing
    Sexual Healing is good for me
    Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
    Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
    Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
    Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
    And it's good for me and it's good to me
    My baby ohhh
    Come take control, just grab a hold
    Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
    Honey, oh we're feeling fine
    You're my medicine open up and let me in
    Darling, you're so great
    I can't wait for you to operate
    I can't wait for you to operate
    When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing (ad lib)

    (while ad libing, he sings something like:
    darling please don't procrastinate
    'cause I may have to masturbate)

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    5, 6, 7, 8 I DONT NEED UR LOVE ILL MASTURBATE



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    why is pbs banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    why is pbs banned?
    awwwwww there goes the fun....
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    why is pbs black?
    All the dirt in his mom's vagina was absorbed by the embryonic sac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    All the dirt in his mom's vagina was absorbed by the embryonic sac.
    dang.....
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    Count your blessings. At least they aren't pot threads.

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    it can still be fun without pbs.

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    Oh Snap, mah battery is dying... BBL

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    Banned again?!!

    Hahaha.

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    PBS has agreed to suck my left nut to let him back on...

    i declined...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    PBS has agreed to suck my left nut to let him back on...

    i declined...
    Can't say I blame you.

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    definition of whore:

    integrahot: unban mei
    integrahot: LET ME FREEEEEEEEE
    yslbtt: you are my slave now
    integrahot: UNBAN ME FAGGOT
    yslbtt: if you had asked nicely i would've
    integrahot: will u unban me
    yslbtt: say please master
    integrahot: no
    yslbtt: enjoy your vacation
    integrahot: fu bitch
    integrahot: i hate you
    yslbtt: say please master and you can come back on
    integrahot: please master

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    definition of whore:

    integrahot: unban mei
    integrahot: LET ME FREEEEEEEEE
    yslbtt: you are my slave now
    integrahot: UNBAN ME FAGGOT
    yslbtt: if you had asked nicely i would've
    integrahot: will u unban me
    yslbtt: say please master
    integrahot: no
    yslbtt: enjoy your vacation
    integrahot: fu bitch
    integrahot: i hate you
    yslbtt: say please master and you can come back on
    integrahot: please master
    if this was the real conversation.. it would be the most epic/racise thing ever... i efing love it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    if this was the real conversation.. it would be the most epic/racise thing ever... i efing love it!!!!
    he most definitely edited the last line...check my post for the truth



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    he most definitely edited the last line...check my post for the truth

    i know.. that's disappointing...

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    watta bish..u know thats a lie u unhandy unpenis having individual

    integrahot (1:30:06 PM): damn you cracker lol
    integrahot (1:30:51 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U BITCH
    integrahot (1:31:02 PM): UNBAN ME..UN HAND ME U FUCKED UP PEACE OF SHIT
    integrahot (1:31:04 PM): LOL
    integrahot (1:31:23 PM): I FUCKNI HATE U
    YSLBTT (1:31:27 PM): lol you are too easy
    integrahot (1:31:31 PM): LOL
    integrahot (1:31:40 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL
    YSLBTT (1:32:08 PM): lol
    integrahot (1:32:17 PM): LET ME FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    YSLBTT (1:34:17 PM): you are my slave
    integrahot (1:34:22 PM): FU
    integrahot (1:34:23 PM): BITCH
    integrahot (1:34:25 PM): I HATE U
    YSLBTT (1:35:05 PM): no you dont
    integrahot (1:35:10 PM): LOL
    integrahot (1:35:12 PM): TRUE
    integrahot (1:35:14 PM): BUT NOW I DO
    integrahot (1:35:16 PM): ANYOTHER TIME
    integrahot (1:35:17 PM): ILU
    integrahot (1:53:58 PM): unban me faggot
    YSLBTT (1:54:36 PM): If you had asked nicely i would've
    integrahot (1:54:55 PM): will u unban me
    YSLBTT (1:55:21 PM): say please master
    integrahot (1:55:34 PM): no
    YSLBTT (1:56:10 PM): enjoy your vacation
    integrahot (1:56:31 PM): fu
    integrahot (1:56:33 PM): bitch
    integrahot (1:56:56 PM): i hate u
    YSLBTT (1:57:32 PM): say please master and you can come back on
    integrahot (1:58:17 PM): please motherfucker
    YSLBTT (1:59:05 PM): say please master
    YSLBTT (2:00:31 PM): im waiting
    integrahot (2:04:00 PM): integrahot(1:58:17 PM): please motherfucker
    YSLBTT (2:05:10 PM): alright i guess pride will keep you from getting back on...
    integrahot (2:07:05 PM): fu
    integrahot (2:07:07 PM): bish
    integrahot (2:07:14 PM): pride will keep ur penis from growing back
    YSLBTT (2:07:42 PM): Lol!
    integrahot (2:09:41 PM): unban me *****



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    edited conversation ftl sammich.

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    DONT FRONT EDWARD



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Because the world revolves around sex.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    SO DOES UR BODY...*RUNS*

    ILU



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    YSLBTT (1:55:21 PM): say please master
    integrahot (1:55:34 PM): no
    YSLBTT (1:56:10 PM): enjoy your vacation
    integrahot (1:56:31 PM): fu
    integrahot (1:56:33 PM): bitch
    integrahot (1:56:56 PM): i hate u
    YSLBTT (1:57:32 PM): say please master and you can come back on
    integrahot (1:58:17 PM): please motherfucker
    YSLBTT (1:59:05 PM): say please master
    YSLBTT (2:00:31 PM): im waiting
    integrahot (2:04:00 PM): integrahot(1:58:17 PM): please motherfucker
    YSLBTT (2:05:10 PM): alright i guess pride will keep you from getting back on...
    integrahot (2:07:05 PM): fu
    integrahot (2:07:07 PM): bish
    integrahot (2:07:14 PM): pride will keep ur penis from growing back

    THAT IS JUST AWESOME BWHAHAHAHAHAH



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ban sammich till some kind of equal rights law gets passed stating he cant be banned for being a damn annoying negro.

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    ahhh hahahahaha thats just to funny! yeah that is just epic.. and dont you know sammich, its not master, its massa! you should know that one by now!

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