lol @ possible thread jack
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lol @ possible thread jack
That pic of the dick with the hole on the head reminds me of dude's finger on here that got bit by the spider. Damn who was that?
anthonyfQuote:
Originally Posted by SiRed94
lol, sorry. This thread needed to be Jacked.
that was the best post in this thread other than your wiki post girlie!!! you got 1st and 2nd place :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracy
Used goods does only apply to females - because as they get older their vaginas grow lips. Yes, that was meant to be a funny analogy so laugh.
Oh and I'll like to add that when I'm and old man my girth will prevent my cock to look like some "used goods."
yeah.. you're right.. fat guys normally look a little younger than skinny guys...Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
Aren't vagina's born with lips?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
Nope, you are some kind of freak of nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracy
Good to know.
Sorry to ruin your day.
haha.. I can tell who here already has a skinny ass dick..
Send them "so called loose/ roast beef chics" this way...
I'ma have them doing jumping jacks!
Oh no. I'm cool. I like being different. :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by MongolPup
mansluttery...i have seen it............that is all i am gonna say
What exactly do you mean, Stephanie?
it is self explainitory...
for example...........my ex is a manwhore of epic proportions
Ok, but you don't mean like you can tell by looking at his wang right? I know guys can be sluts, I THOUGHT this was asking if you can "tell" by looks.
WOW! You must of spent every sunday of your life in church. Sounds like maybe every wednesday too. It's just SEX! We were meant to have it. Do you not find yourself looking at girls everyday wondering what it would be like to do it with them? It's natural, it's our instinct. It's even our instinct to want to do it with different ones, or 2 at a time. I think it's really sad that you live your life missing out on one of the greatest pleasures, all because of what a business told you was right and wrong. Not bashing you, truly sad. Even if you do find some virgin girl to marry, the odds of her staying faithful to you for 20, 30, 40 yrs is not very good. Everyone needs to lighten up. It's just sex, not some sacred event to be shared with only 1 person your entire life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jbauer
Well hopefully jbauer's fiancée doesn't have hers broken by her gynecologist!!!!!! That would suck for her. Jbauer, on their honeymoon night, would be like, "We are getting a divorce! I see no hymen here!" Then she would be like, "I'm a virgin, I swear! I think my gynecologist might have popped my cherry by accident." Then he'd be like, "I don't care! NO HYMEN = NO RING!"
LMFAO
Why wouldn't she stay faithful 20, 30, 40 years? I'm a decent guy. I can work my ass off and provide. I can supply any emotional needs she wants and I wouldn't even Think of being unfaithful..no matter how ugly she got. I truly believe I can make my (future) wife happy and give her a good marriage for as long as my heart beats on this planet.
"sex is just sex" to you because you've had it so many times, with so many people, Lol. It's lost its true purpose.. from that point of view, it would make you no better than an animal.
And for a woman, what do they have to offer to their husband once married? Nothing. and i think women are real good at this. They have a God given talent, to know when they are screwing up.. they can feel it in their concious. Their own conscious bears witness against them when they do so It's one of the reasons it's harder for guys to get laid :lmfao:
Go on, work at our sex life, make it better.. together. you can have great sex and have some decency too. Married couples were never meant to have boring dull sex. ..i've got a decent imagination; I'm an anything goes kinda guy, as long as your married and the act only involves two people.. and no animals.
Get real, if a gyno. were to err..'rupture' a hymen because of an uhhh...'tenacious'? exam.. atleast to my knowledge you could sue the living flying crap out of that doctor.. also, I think some doctors don't even highly recomend an exam until After you start having sex. But even if it were too happen, i wouldn't give a crap.. your clearly taking my quote out of context. My point was: Other man penis in girls p00sie = no ring on finger..nothing else.
When everything is done the proper way, the way it was designed to be, you stop seeing a lot of the BS you see now. Like disrespect for women..it's sickening. And it's partly the womens fault too. No one can pick their sex. Your born your gender because it was pre decided before the universe was made that you would be what you are. And all your qualities, gifts, talent..heart. was designed with that in mind. When you start exploiting that, you are screwing up, big time.
I'll tell you right now if you (anyone) don't respect women, and if you call Anyone, even here a hoe, slut Whatever, you will answer to that...eventually. I see it all the time on this forum, and often, its not poking fun; it's out of pure envy.
Wow, it's hard to find people with morals like this anymore. I may not be on the same page 100%, but I respect where you're coming from. Nicely put.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jbauer
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Originally Posted by Jbauer
Very Commendable...
used goods with women is different, they get loose and the vagine will hang like sleeve of wizard. The weiner always works and feels the same, unless you have problems... you know im say?
lol
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Originally Posted by willum14pb
according to collins' poll/thread, you are born with those size lips and they never change even if you have had sex a million times.
Reminds me of THIS :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by willum14pb
That was pretty much the greatest thing ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ran
lol @ the "respecting" women speech.
Well I sincerely hope everything works out for you. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jbauer
So you will NOT marry a women who has had sex? Even one time? That's tough to find, sad it may be, but....doesn't mean she's the devil. I see where you are coming from though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jbauer
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Originally Posted by Autumn
according to the fact that you believe this, you're a god damn idiot.
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Originally Posted by Ran
agreed
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Originally Posted by Killer
Jbauers recent reps lol:
MongolPup 16:10, 18th Dec 2008 Welcome to ImportAtlanta, I hope you stick around for awhile. [Edit]
Killer 15:57, 18th Dec 2008 nicely put sir.. nicely put... [Edit]
Ran 11:58, 18th Dec 2008 Nice post. [Edit]
tdurr 00:39, 18th Dec 2008 lol good sport [Edit]
Double_0_Rusty 19:57, 7th Dec 2008 [Edit]
NissanTun3r 13:36, 16th Nov 2008 [Edit]
hydroshutter 12:55, 10th Nov 2008 Eat a bag full of dicks [Edit]
lol.
:lmfao: @ hydroshutter "eat a bag of dicks" :lmfao:
G, ur nuts man!
They were all so nice, and then BOOM.
GTFO w/ yo roast beef!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
I kiid...
Yea, I don't have a single female friend that i know of thats a virgin. It's alright though, i'm 100 percent sure if i ask for one, i'll get her.Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
<< = Too broke and lazy to consider a relationship
Reps funny haha.