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  1. 12-15-2008, 11:50 PM #1
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    Default Most Awkward Questions for a Female/Male

    F = Male Asking a Female

    M = Female asking a male

    What are the most sexual thoughts you have had about me? M/F

    Is it in yet? F

    Have your eyes always been this color? F

    Does your sister have a boyfriend? F

    Is your mother happy in her marriage? F

    Edit: forgot to say, add your own.
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  2. 12-16-2008, 12:00 AM #2
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    are you a virgin
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    Is this the first time you've had this problem? M
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    Does It always smell like this? M/F
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwick
    Does It always smell like this? M/F
    LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwick
    Does It always smell like this? M/F
    LOL +1, you got to have balls to pull that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwick
    Does It always smell like this? M/F
    lol ask that shit and its game over reeeal quick. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oz10
    lol ask that shit and its game over reeeal quick. haha
    but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it?
    lol if I were ever to ask that it would be as a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7
    Is this the first time you've had this problem?
    Does It always smell like this? M/F
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  12. 12-16-2008, 12:03 AM #12
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    Do you like me? (female asking a male)
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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  13. 12-16-2008, 12:15 AM #13
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    Did you just shit on my...? OMG! F
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  14. 12-16-2008, 01:27 AM #14
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    Bitch did you just use your teeth? ( male to female)
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    Man either I've smoked too much or these threads late night are just getting more and more intense
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    "so what do we do now?"/"what are we now?"


    typically a girl asking a guy... but it could be the other way around i guess....
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    lol hmmmm
    " wait... you already came?..."
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    "can i put it in your pooper??"
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    "can you hurry up?"
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    "can you hurry up?"
    LOL!!!! good one...
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  21. 12-16-2008, 02:19 PM #21
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    Does the carpet match the drapes?
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    where is it? M
    will you tell me you love me? M
    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd:
    "COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!"
    Quote Originally Posted by coreyblade:
    "nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
    They were rota's mother fucker!"
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  23. 12-16-2008, 02:32 PM #23
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    Does it get bigger? M
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    Is that pee or cum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Is that pee or cum?
    LMFAO
    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd:
    "COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!"
    Quote Originally Posted by coreyblade:
    "nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
    They were rota's mother fucker!"
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  26. 12-16-2008, 02:35 PM #26
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    ^ oh shit!! damn
    “Alfalfa peak”—an odd ridge on a car that is otherwise a lava-lamp jubilee of rounded Oprah-ness.

    -car and driver, 370z review
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    Sooo how much do I owe you??
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    Sorry go to the bathroom and push it out....

    Do you always bleed?
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    Um, where did the condom go?! *grabs salad tongs* F
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    *Male asking female*

    i have a question for you, so on a scale of 1-10 and 10 being the best.

    how good are u at giving head?
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    are you queer?
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    What are your feelings about transexuals?
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    What are your feelings about transexuals?
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    Walk up to some random guy and ask this
    (So.... Which pant leg do you keep it in?)Male asking Male

    Lurking
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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    Walk up to some random guy and ask this
    (So.... Which pant leg do you keep it in?)Male asking Male

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.S.

    troof
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    ...er

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    woman asking man

    Is that it?

    Can you turn the lights back on, i cant seem to find it.

    Can you please help me get this out of my hair, i have to go home tonight and i dont want my parents asking questions. (for you ran)
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    and my all time favorite...

    Excuse me miss, can i pee in your butt?
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