My attempted description on Point Game Match. (or W/E it was called)
Im crazy as shit. I like to get out of hand with tennis balls and a croquet mallot...or two. Ill use a rubber spatula to smack your exposed orifices while squirting parkay on your face! Want to experience an insane and unorthodox session of anal penetration? Hit me up female!
Sorry. I am bored and on the toilet. However, this thread was entertaining.
