Thats right bitches, a thread for you to confess to anything no matter what the fuck it is. SO START CONFESSING BITCHES....On a side note if this was a Soap Opera we could call it IA Stories...
The official IA Confession(s) thread..
Thats right bitches, a thread for you to confess to anything no matter what the fuck it is. SO START CONFESSING BITCHES....On a side note if this was a Soap Opera we could call it IA Stories...
You know better; next time will be a ban.
i see fail in your future...
^ as do I......
You know better; next time will be a ban.
I confess.... I helped contribute to a pointless, terrible thread.
Here is the link:
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209644
UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
^^lol
No sig ATM
/thread/
I once put my neighbors Pug in the microwave for one full revolution
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I used to feed alka seltzer to birds when I lived in Florida to make them pop.
Last edited by Ran; 12-15-2008 at 04:42 PM.
^Does that really work?
lol at the alka seltzer.
4-5 years ago i used to have a hot ass teen ass a neighbor. im talking about some beutiful girl man, i wish i could see her again, anyways i use to spy on her. saw couple of boobies and whatnot. i was i think 14 lol and her maybe 16 17
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Yes. The same supposedly works with rice but I haven't tried that one yet. Birds can't regurgitate or expel the gas that the alka seltzer builds up inside them. So they swell and swell until they burst internally. It's a criminal offense in Florida.Originally Posted by EM1toEVO
i lol
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
lol at post #4
I am a habitual flirter
“Alfalfa peak”—an odd ridge on a car that is otherwise a lava-lamp jubilee of rounded Oprah-ness.
-car and driver, 370z review
Yes. The same supposedly works with rice but I haven't tried that one yet. Birds can't regurgitate or expel the gas that the alka seltzer builds up inside them. So they swell and swell until they burst internally. It's a criminal offense in Florida.
thats so messed up!!!! how would u feel if someone did that to you?
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
I'd apparently be dead so...yeah. lol
wellll you wouldnt want them to do that if they could... thats terrible
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
We all do a lot of terrible things. Feel free to chalk one up.
....i just can't think of anything ive done.
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
used to throw rocks at cars
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
...ive thrown things at cars before.... but thats not THAT bad... not like killing little birdies... and putting pugs in microwaves
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
Then it's either one of three things:
A) You've lived your life extremely sheltered.
B) You're lying.
C) You're not thinking hard enough.
Not trying to be mean, but we've all done horrible things in our lives. Admitting them is nothing hard to do if it's in the past.
I've done my fair share. Used friends to get my own way with things, made my parents cry, hurt girls emotionally and physically, hurt or killed animals for entertainment, resisted arrest and assaulted police officers, and a lot of other things. Big deal, it's in the past.
....the second one... im lying.
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
Throw it out there. It can't be so bad that you'll get in trouble for reflecting on it.
What'd you do? Bang some jailbait? Move some illegal substances? Sell a sibling into slave labor for booze money because my father was strict with money?
Yes that's bad, it's illegal, I know someone who went to jail for it.
well still.............. it could be worse.
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
ive never done any of those things... ha...
but ive cheated on my boyfriend before
ive made pretty much every one of my immediate family members cry..
sometimes when i tell my brother i wil bring him food, i dont.
sometimes i get other people to write my papers for me.
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
Hmm...well look at it this way. I've never cheated on a girlfriend before so you've one-up'd me there. Congrats.
yeah thanks! i feel so great about myself! haHmm...well look at it this way. I've never cheated on a girlfriend before so you've one-up'd me there. Congrats.
2004 turbo cobalt 4-door
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
throwed rocks at cars
throwed a smoke bomb out a few times a different intersections and about 10 off spaghetti junction during rush hour when i was 15 and a pot head
helped sell almost every type of drug
stole an exhaust of a dudes crx when i was 14 and sold it cause he shot my friends cat for coming on his yard
theres a list of others but i can't think of them right now
You know better; next time will be a ban.
this thread is silly
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
I fucked a girl in my grandmas pool, in daylight, with her home.
Is this a live post from Folsom Prison?
skinny dipped in a neighborhood pool i did not live in
fingered a girl in the girls bathroom at church
set my sisters hamster on fire when i was supposed to be burrying it
fingered a girl under the covers on the couch while my grandma and mother were watching tv
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
lol i thought of a few more
got head and fucked at band camp a few times when i was in high school
fucked and got head behind the green house at my old high school
got a bj in the bath room at night school
got drunk and high at school more times than i can count
drove drunk from my friends house to my house a few time, he only lives 5 houses down from me tho
got head from a 15 when i was 19, said she was 18 and she looked it
fingered a girl twice on a church bus
jacked off in the hospital bath room when i worked there
You know better; next time will be a ban.
I knocked a dude on the ground and pissed on him.
im terrible
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
were you trying to be R.Kelly?
You know better; next time will be a ban.
No I will tell my closet story later
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