if she would piss me off i would "accidently" cum in her hairOriginally Posted by §treet_§peed
if she would piss me off i would "accidently" cum in her hair
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You didnt poke her with it?? lmao... Everytime I feel that I just chuckle inside... lmao...
i clean it off on her PJ's
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im an idiot. thought i was looking at the vcard thread. my bad
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
haha i knew i wasnt the only one. haha
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
this thread is full of win!
hahaha... Awesome...
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i just wake her up and tell her to swallow. bitch knows her place
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
You think nutting in a girl's hair/face is bad. Try getting head from your girl, when your bout to nut, pull her head down and release it. You will see your nut drizzling down her nose. Of course you probably will get a serious beat down with a bowling ball pin after that, and take her out to eat somewhere but its all worth it.
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I mean whats your obsession with bowling objects... don't get me wrong. Im a bowler and think this shit is hilarious but do you have a bowling alley in your house or something??
I dont eve want to know how you know this
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lol i have done that to a few chicks when they pissed me off. like what i would do is when i was about to blow. i would take both hands and shove their head all the way down. lol started gaggin and shit... it was great. this one girl said i almost drownded her hahahahahahahahaHA
You know better; next time will be a ban.
there are only two kinds of liers. those that say they dont. and those that say the quit
i'm pretty sure that would have ended not so well for me
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haha thats awesome.
my gf didnt really like to swallow at first. so she would tell me to let her know when im nutting so she can move, but i make it a point to tell her at the last moment so when she pulled away it exploded all over her face. which she thinks is worse than swallowing. she learned her lesson
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
No offense to anyone, but why would you? Isn't that what your significant other is FOR????
Obviously, my answer is not "no", but HELL NO.
lol
You know better; next time will be a ban.
im horny 24/7 and we only hang out like 3 times a week.No offense to anyone, but why would you? Isn't that what your significant other is FOR????
Obviously, my answer is not "no", but HELL NO.
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
Cause we used to have a bowling ball pin in our room that we got from a bowling club long time ago. She threw at me once when we got in a huge argument. Thats all i'll share bout it, but yeah later on we agreed to throw away the bowling ball pin for both our safety.
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haha good idea
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
I could fuck 4 times a day and still jerk off 5.
I thrive on caffineand HATE
Truth
not me man, i get exhausted after a few hours
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
No offense to anyone, but why would you? Isn't that what your significant other is FOR????
Obviously, my answer is not "no", but HELL NO.
sex takes energy....sometimes i just wanna bust one off in 90 sec's and catch a nap....fuck all that other noise
some girls also like to watch (or help) if nah mean
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x2 and no clean up,lolsex takes energy....sometimes i just wanna bust one off in 90 sec's and catch a nap....fuck all that other noise
some girls also like to watch (or help) if nah mean
It's not wrong. But I find myself not in a relationship...because someone else is doing it for me.
When I was dating my previous girlfriend I would still masturbate a few times a week.
I think it's normal to do this. No matter how old a guy gets there is always going to be that time when randomly you get hard and just feel like jacking off real quick. Might sound weird to some girls but it's the truth.
Absolutely, I havent met a girl that can beat my dick better than I can. Its not a fuckin stick shift, goddamn
Lexus GS300
there is a song about this. anyone know what it is. my brother probable knows
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
Although I do like holding out for a few days so I can blow a massive load all over her tits every now and then. Just sayin
I thrive on caffineand HATE
I'm a personal fan of the classic eyeshot.
nah,its all bout the backdoorshotI'm a personal fan of the classic eyeshot.
i like to get it in the belly button. like a little swimming pool
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
I'm a personal fan of the classic eyeshot.
I fucked my g/f for an hour yesterday and couldn't get off. So today I banged her for another 30-40 minutes, then gave her a pearl necklace via titty fuck.
Then I rubbed one out after she left. It's been a good day.
I thrive on caffineand HATE
i always end up missing and shooting it on a pillow, which can then never be used againnah,its all bout the backdoorshot
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troo story
I thrive on caffineand HATE
i was with a new lover making out on the couch when
things got a little heated and my penis came out
she tugged and jerked on it until it was raw
i said you fucking bitch, your hand does not belong there at all
YOU GOTTA SUCK IT, FUCK IT, OR LEAVE IT ALONE!
"COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!""nah bitch stfu you little yellow snot rocket ricer.
They were rota's mother fucker!"
lol how do u miss?i always end up missing and shooting it on a pillow, which can then never be used again
Are you kidding me?
Why is this thread directed only to guys? Have YOU asked YOUR GF (or whatever) if she still masturbates when she's not getting sex from you? I do - and my sexual relationship is VERY healthy (and I mean VERY healthy, lol)...
I have lots of toys for when my other half isn't there to take care of me... I think it's only natural. Any girl that gets mad is seriously demented.
In fact, porn, magazines, text sex and phone sex are all fun activities.. you should try to get her interested in those things..
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Text sex and phone sex? Whats the point? Thats why there is porn.
Send me video via PM how "your toys" you speak of, work. I need to get my girlfriend some and would like to see them in action before I buy them. Mike wont mind, tell him Taylor said its ok
Lexus GS300
what can i say I hate white people!
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