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Subject: management
>>
>> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pul- ling a
male
>> buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>> The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."
>> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee
down
>> in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the
shotgun,
>> then just walks out of the place!
>> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand,
>> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
counter
>> and says to the waiter, "Want coffee!"
>> The waiter says, "Whoa, mister! We're still cleaning up your mess
from
>> yesterday. What the heck is all this about, anyway?"
>> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper
management.
>> Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
clean
>> up, disappear for rest of day."
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
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