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  1. 12-05-2008, 12:05 AM #1
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    Default Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

    VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

    The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

    The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081205/...burger_assault

    Has this country full of fat fucks really come to this?

    I bet it was some chick from IA.
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  2. 12-05-2008, 12:06 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  3. 12-05-2008, 12:08 AM #3
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    o god i can picture it now.
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  4. 12-05-2008, 12:10 AM #4
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    Seriously though, I don't see anyone going to jail for smashing cake in someones' face at a wedding. I would've been all like, "she is lying officer, I was just trying to feed her. If I had wanted to harm her I would have shoved french fries up her nostrils"
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    lol

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    LMFAO!!!

    I can see it now. Assault with a deadly cheeseburger!!


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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    lol!!!!!!
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    I would have been like, "Officer she said she wanted my meat with special sauce all over her face."

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  9. 12-05-2008, 01:43 AM #9
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    hahah that'd be awesome to watch.

    "Hey hoe, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"

    ~splat~
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    hahahaha
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    Maybe it hurt though, If Ken or Ryu Punched you with a burger in their hand it would HURT BAD!

    Chun Li too.

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    cops always trying to find a reason to arrest sumone
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    "take this whopper bitch, TAKE IT!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    "take this whopper bitch, TAKE IT!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Ike with Burger in hand
    Eat the damn burger Anna Mae, EAT IT!!!"
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    It had to have been a dollar burger. There's no way I'd waste a big mac on a hoe's face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
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    So we laugh in Spanish now???? lmao

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH i would have peed on her instead for dropping my drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyF
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH i would have peed on her instead for dropping my drink.

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    If this happened in a third world country it would be seen as a sign of affection and generosity but no, not in America lol.

    I'm lovin' it.
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    My freind's cousin got arrested for "assault with a Danish." Threw a Danish at some random person, they called the cops and he went to jail. As if a Danish could actually do any harm other than go straight to your hips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    If this happened in a third world country it would be seen as a sign of affection and generosity but no, not in America lol.

    I'm lovin' it.


    She wasnt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU


    She wasnt....
    pm'd

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