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  1. 11-26-2008, 08:32 PM #1
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    Default I'm a Gold Digger!!!

    A month ago this lady came to my job to get some tires. Middle aged lady looks sorta asian, sorta black, turns out she is from trinidad . After I put the tires on, we bs a little, turns out she is 39 and just got divorced. I give her my card and she goes about her way. Well 2 weeks ago she calls me and says that her tire is making funny noises, so she brings it through. After i fixed it, she invited my out for dinner to "thank" me. I'm not a dumb ass, I knew what she wanted :idb:, so of course I accepted. She took me to Pappadeaux's last sunday. Nothing happened, she kept saying "I'm newly divorced" and "I don't usually do this". So yesterday we went to cheesecake factory. She had like 3 drinks so she asked if i could drive her home. Long story short, I BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THAT HOE!!!!!! Shit was good.

    So i'm at work today bustin my ass. A tire truck pulls up and says that they have a delivery for me. OK wtf i don't get deliveries at work. I sign for the boxs, open em up to fin 4 rt615's in the exact size i need. Turns out, she heard me talking to my friend about the tires, and my lack of extra spending money. So she ordered them for me.

    Needless to say, I'm headed over her house as soon as I get off work on friday, and hopefully I can get that paint job I've been wanting.
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Damn, good shit!

    Be careful, the newly divorced man may come back, lol!
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    pics or it didn't happen


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    THe funny thing is, I almost didn't take the job because its at wally world. But i must say, it comes with its perks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Leroy
    A month ago this lady came to my job to get some tires. Middle aged lady looks sorta asian, sorta black, turns out she is from trinidad . After I put the tires on, we bs a little, turns out she is 39 and just got divorced. I give her my card and she goes about her way. Well 2 weeks ago she calls me and says that her tire is making funny noises, so she brings it through. After i fixed it, she invited my out for dinner to "thank" me. I'm not a dumb ass, I knew what she wanted :idb:, so of course I accepted. She took me to Pappadeaux's last sunday. Nothing happened, she kept saying "I'm newly divorced" and "I don't usually do this". So yesterday we went to cheesecake factory. She had like 3 drinks so she asked if i could drive her home. Long story short, I BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THAT HOE!!!!!! Shit was good.

    So i'm at work today bustin my ass. A tire truck pulls up and says that they have a delivery for me. OK wtf i don't get deliveries at work. I sign for the boxs, open em up to fin 4 rt615's in the exact size i need. Turns out, she heard me talking to my friend about the tires, and my lack of extra spending money. So she ordered them for me.

    Needless to say, I'm headed over her house as soon as I get off work on friday, and hopefully I can get that paint job I've been wanting.
    Be proud...be VERY proud! Girls do that shit to guys all the time, so turnabout is fair play. Milk it for what it's worth. Oh, and remember, xmas is around the corner, so the big gifts are yet to come! REP'D!
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    good job. make sure you find out her ex husbands profession tho. you dont wanna find out hes a the hard way
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    Man, if she did all that.....You should deff. keep her for alittle while! Also, buy her some roses or something and send them to her.....lol
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    hell yeah!!
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    lol.. musta just got that check from the divorce


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    share?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fume
    share?
    Moneys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Leroy
    Moneys?
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    You are fucked now.
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    You muthafuckin' sumbish!!!!! that's my ex-wife......I knew she was fucking around with some punk at that Wal-Mart. Glad to know your on IA, btw she has aids. Hope your dick falls off.
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    real talk?
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    Yeah real muthafuckin' talk, son. This muhfucca has type fo aidz....you kno da bad kind....
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    i'm sure he used protection
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    she has teh supaman aidz, aint shit stoppin' them bizznitches. Just sayin'
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    so you must have them too?
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    You think? Watch out everyone, Captain Obvious in da house. LOL JK

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    HAHA! Milk it man...hey worse that can happen is she buys you more stuff. Give her something small...she will give you more stuff LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40oz
    You muthafuckin' sumbish!!!!! that's my ex-wife......I knew she was fucking around with some punk at that Wal-Mart. Glad to know your on IA, btw she has aids. Hope your dick falls off.
    Translation: WD-40 has aids and his dick fell off. Just found out another member knocked his ex wifes block off from the inside and hopes his dick falls off too.

    Is that about right?
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    grabs popcorn
    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd:
    "COREY BLADE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD, YOU SCAMMED SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlivingfor1x
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    That popcorn gonna get cold... there is no drama in this thread. lol
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    i wanna hear what happens when she calls him again. nothing like this ever happens to me. i only get to live through other peoples experiences!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Leroy
    A month ago this lady came to my job to get some tires. Middle aged lady looks sorta asian, sorta black, turns out she is from trinidad . After I put the tires on, we bs a little, turns out she is 39 and just got divorced. I give her my card and she goes about her way. Well 2 weeks ago she calls me and says that her tire is making funny noises, so she brings it through. After i fixed it, she invited my out for dinner to "thank" me. I'm not a dumb ass, I knew what she wanted :idb:, so of course I accepted. She took me to Pappadeaux's last sunday. Nothing happened, she kept saying "I'm newly divorced" and "I don't usually do this". So yesterday we went to cheesecake factory. She had like 3 drinks so she asked if i could drive her home. Long story short, I BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THAT HOE!!!!!! Shit was good.

    So i'm at work today bustin my ass. A tire truck pulls up and says that they have a delivery for me. OK wtf i don't get deliveries at work. I sign for the boxs, open em up to fin 4 rt615's in the exact size i need. Turns out, she heard me talking to my friend about the tires, and my lack of extra spending money. So she ordered them for me.

    Needless to say, I'm headed over her house as soon as I get off work on friday, and hopefully I can get that paint job I've been wanting.
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    this is too good to be true.

    i call bs.
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    PICS....
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    pics or it didnt happen. At least pics of new tires...

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    NICE!!!! that is bad ass. Get pics of her or DIE!!!!!

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    My question is ..

    How did she remember the exact tires you wanted?

    Hmmmm....
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    wtffff if this is true, your one lucky motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznnnvtek
    i'm sure he used protection

    lol didnt you take sex ed? condoms dont stop teh aids. teh only thing that stops aids is abstenance
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    way to pull the trigger lol.
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    im proud of you, nick
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    im proud of you, nick
    SOrry I stepped out on you... will you take me back??
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