You know whats better than fucking a 3 breast'd prostitute with an oversized penis..?

[dtmcnamara]

. . . taking a gigantic shit in the morning on a heated toilet seat.

I guess the only perk of being a plumber is getting fixtures at cost and/or below cost if they are last years model. Just picked up a TOTO heated toilet and set and its PURE SEX at 6:00am when its cold...

that is all

[DrivenMind]

I used to pour hot water on my toilette seat in the winter time cause I couldn't handle sitting down on a freezing seat. Sucks having to do that every time I piss.

[Sport1.3]

I used to pour hot water on my toilette seat in the winter time cause I couldn't handle sitting down on a freezing seat. Sucks having to do that every time I piss.

you sit down to pee huh

[dtmcnamara]

you sit down to pee huh

one more reason why having a dick rules....

[twinj]

TOTO is the shit. I use to work at a warehouse that stored them.

[Ran]

you sit down to pee huh

The only times that warrant sitting down to pee are:

1) First Morning Pee

2) After Sex Pee

Let's face it, you don't want to go to take a leak only to wetspray the sink and counter.

[Sport1.3]

The only times that warrant sitting down to pee are:

1) First Morning Pee

2) After Sex Pee

Let's face it, you don't want to go to take a leak only to wetspray the sink and counter.

both 1 and 2 i just fire away standing...

[Ran]

both 1 and 2 i just fire away standing...

[Sport1.3]

who wakes up at 6 am.....jesus they would have to make a machine like the jetsons used to achieve that with me

[DrivenMind]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

[dtmcnamara]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

figured you were a chick...look at your sig, i mean what dude would have that pic as a sig?

[DrivenMind]

look at your sig, i mean what dude would have that pic as a sig?

Someone who's read a lot of Hunter S. Thompson's books, and is familiar with the work of his cohort Ralph Steadman?

Do you not know who he is?

[dtmcnamara]

Someone who's read a lot of Hunter S. Thompson's books, and is familiar with the work of his cohort Ralph Steadman?

Do you not know who he is?

lol...im just messing with ya. I havent read anything from the author but I have heard things about the books. Suppose to be some good stuff.

[Sport1.3]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

i knew you were a dude......and i caught it.....it was one of those "i see what you did there moments in my head"

[Killer]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

i lirl'd

[twinj]

I got it but you just made yourself look like fag when you said it.

[DrivenMind]

Unless of course you're illiterate...

Which is totally cool too.

[Sport1.3]

Unless of course you're illiterate...

Which is totally cool too.

you love fear and loathing.....we get it

[TheGrillMan]

you love fear and loathing.....we get it

HST is way more than fear and loathing

[Ran]

HST is way more than fear and loathing

Indeed. He was also a drugged out, alchoholic, paranoid, conspiracy theorist that blew his own brains out when he felt like he had lived past his prime.

[DrivenMind]

Indeed. He was also a drugged out, alchoholic, paranoid, conspiracy theorist that blew his own brains out when he felt like he had lived past his prime.

You forgot one of the best, if not the best comedic writer of the 21st century.

[Sport1.3]

HST is way more than fear and loathing

Obviously, but belittling someone’s intelligence or literacy based solely on personal taste in literature is asinine. HST was as much of a visionary as he was a drug addict....the man took his own life. No one cares

[DrivenMind]

Obviously, but belittling someone’s intelligence or literacy based solely on personal taste in literature is asinine. HST was as much of a visionary as he was a drug addict....the man took his own life. No one cares

I wasn't belittling anyones intelligence. I don't think anyone was. I was giving dtm a hard time for giving me a hard time about my sig. All in good fun, nothing personal. He said I had vaginal tastes, I said he was illiterate.

What's so wrong with him taking his own life? He was old, and probably not going to live much longer, and also suffering quite a bit from a life time of hard living.

[DrivenMind]

Yea dude... Fear and Loathing is just what most people are familiar with.

Songs of the Doomed was a good read, as was the Rum Diary and The Curse of Lono. I want to pick up Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

[Sport1.3]

lol @ ran posting the same thing

[Sport1.3]

“Suicide sometimes proceeds from cowardice, but not always; for cowardice sometimes prevents it; since as many live because they are afraid to die, as die because they are afraid to live”

[DrivenMind]

I can get that, but that's kinda like hating a band because they have nutty fans. I would never go to a Slipknot concert, but I can still appreciate them as musicians.

[Ran]

I can get that, but that's kinda like hating a band because they have nutty fans.

Or hating the new GT-R because of fanboys.

[dtmcnamara]

this is WAY off topic....you guys suck

[Jimmy B]

Nice, I would like one! LOL

PS, im re-modeling my master bath, do you get hook-ups on everything? I need a toliet, 3 faucets and 2 vanieties... PM if needed

[dtmcnamara]

send me a PM i can tell you where to go and who to talk to