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  1. 10-30-2008, 03:40 PM #1
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    Holy mother of Christ this sh*t is funny.

    <bloodninja> Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    <j_gurli3> thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    <bloodninja> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    <j_gurli3> haha, ok lets go.
    <j_gurli3> i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    <bloodninja> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    <j_gurli3> haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    <j_gurli3> i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    <bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    <j_gurli3> No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    <bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    <j_gurli3> stop, cmon be serious.
    <bloodninja> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    <bloodninja> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    <j_gurli3> thats it.
    <bloodninja> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    <bloodninja> Goddam am I hard now.

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  2. 10-30-2008, 03:43 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  3. 10-30-2008, 03:44 PM #3
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    <BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
    <eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    <BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    <eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    <BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    <BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    <eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    <BritneySpears14> What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    <eminemBNJA> Oh ****
    <BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    <eminemBNJA> Oh ****
    <eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  4. 10-30-2008, 03:47 PM #4
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    OH My GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC

    <J-Dogg> I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
    <Partner8> Who the fuck are you?
    <J-Dogg> I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
    <J-Dogg> Fuck me, Fuck me.
    <J-Dogg> My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
    <Partner8> OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
    <J-Dogg> We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh.
    <Partner8> Is that like cancer?
    <J-Dogg> If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
    <Partner8> Good one romeo.
    <J-Dogg> You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
    <Partner8>
    <Partner8> The salmon swim at night.
    <Partner8> Towards your room.
    <Partner8> The snow and the moon.
    <Partner8>
    <Partner8> that was never a haiku.
    <J-Dogg> To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
    <Partner8> That made even less sense than your "haiku"
    <J-Dogg> So you ready to fuck then?
    <Partner8> You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
    <J-Dogg> ...
    <Partner8> ?
    <J-Dogg> I'm spent.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  5. 10-30-2008, 03:50 PM #5
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    DUDE i wanna read these so bad but i cant, every time i start to read a sentence i start laughing uncontrollably, and im sitting in a dead silent lecture class trying to play it off.... prof is totally GLARING at me right now. GODDAMMIT I WANNA READ
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  6. 10-30-2008, 03:51 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    DUDE i wanna read these so bad but i cant, every time i start to read a sentence i start laughing uncontrollably, and im sitting in a dead silent lecture class trying to play it off.... prof is totally GLARING at me right now. GODDAMMIT I WANNA READ
    Don't you fucking hate that?
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  7. 10-30-2008, 03:52 PM #7
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    you have no idea. lol. i keep scrolling up thinking i can contain myself but with every new sentence i lose it.
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  8. 10-30-2008, 03:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    you have no idea. lol. i keep scrolling up thinking i can contain myself but with every new sentence i lose it.
    trust me i have an idea. its hysterical though to watch the people look at you.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  9. 10-30-2008, 04:09 PM #9
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    I fell off my lawlerblades reading this shit. Good stuff. +reps

    Where are you guys getting the s/ns to harass people? I wanna partake in the fun.
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  10. 10-30-2008, 04:20 PM #10
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    lol where do you get these?

    EDIT

    didnt see the dude's website on the first post. lol
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  11. 10-30-2008, 04:24 PM #11
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    orange you glade i showed jew ran
    -Super cool .gif TO UNBAN JITB, JM, Buttons AND NEMISIS here-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    orange you glade i showed jew ran
    Indeed. I knew about the wizard robe one, but these other ones are awesome.
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