Anyone ever had those? I've been farting like a machine for the past hour and a half, so I go to poop and nothing happens. I was teh sad.
lawl. Another form of deceptive fart is when the ones that seem so tiny and inferior are the ones that could clear out a football stadium. I had one of those yesterday and had to leave my room, and us men usually bask in our own flatulence.
Ever had constipation so bad it feels like WWIII?
Man I was so constipated earlier I was speaking German.
Originally Posted by d-ninja
Man I was so constipated earlier I was speaking German.
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when i was in high school when i had bad gas that was silent i would go walk into a crowd of randon people talking, fart then wait for it to smell then walk away and watch everyone blame it on each other.
That was usually the only time I had a question for the teacher, so I'd walk up to her desk and ask the most long winded question possible. I'd let the fart rip so hard, I wouldn't care if it made noise. Then I'd just keep following the teacher around if she tried to run away.
When I eat P.B and J sandwichs I get them bad! And the ones that seem to be small come out loud as fuck and stink like crazy. Chilly has no effect on me though, how weird.
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if i eat taco bell, u would swear i shit my self after i fart. hell im not going to lie, some of them make me go to the bathroom to check my drawers!
i seriously haven't eatin taco bell since 04-05.
this thread gives me gas.
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