F*CK WHITE PEOPLE!

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10-01-2008, 01:46 PM
VQ35 Star

lolol someone actually got mad bc they thought hulud wasn't white? hahah
10-01-2008, 01:47 PM
Ronsam2006

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Originally Posted by VQ35 Star

lolol someone actually got mad bc they thought hulud wasn't white? hahah

Hahahahaha...that sux
10-01-2008, 01:47 PM
Hulud

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Originally Posted by Ronsam2006

I can't tell if that guy is white or not in your avatar....and I'm Indian, and he looks like he is somewhere from the other side of the world. Maybe it's just the picture.

i believe he is from the whitest continent out there

europe
10-01-2008, 02:16 PM
twinj

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Originally Posted by ksniperfox

black people:
a-dont even have cars
b-dont even have their own place to live
c-raping their sisters.

Some people got this thread all Misconstrued. Why do you have to get all sensitive and sh!t, and **** up the thread. Every post you made in here is out of just clear ignorance, go kill ya self.
10-01-2008, 02:25 PM
alpine_aw11

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Originally Posted by Hulud

ok idiot of the thread award goes to alpine lol

You sonofabiatch, I worded it wrong. I meant white people have pigmentation, darkies actually don't.

I are idiot of thread.
10-01-2008, 02:30 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

unless she's a corn fed home grown :boobies:

then its a whole different story :ninja:

lulz @ the fermentation process of a PAWG:lmfao:
10-01-2008, 02:48 PM
metalman

Hulud is white?????? Holy sheit!! I thought that was a 'beaner' in his avatar. :lmfao:

White folks cant wait in line. Its not genetically possible. They get pissed in about 5 seconds. :D
Overheard at the store from a white person...
"This is freaking ridiculous! I am outraged! Someone should speak to a manager, I will never shop here again!"

Black folks have the patience of Moses. They will stand in line all day without so much as a whine or wimper, all the while looking at Ebony magazines and sipping orange drink....

......while waiting for a welfare or unemployment check. :lmfao:

Okay, okay...I forgot...this is supposed to be a joke thread about honkys....:D :D

Question.....What's hard, white, about fourteen inches long, and white women absolutely love it?

Answer: Absolutely nothing!
10-01-2008, 02:49 PM
DieselNuts

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Originally Posted by ksniperfox

wtf is a cracker. srsly.

I dont know if this has been answered yet, but its because back in the day the slave masters "cracked" the whip...hence the name "Cracker"
10-01-2008, 02:50 PM
twinj

lmao @ Metalman
10-01-2008, 02:51 PM
Sport1.3

i dont even own a whip :ninja:
10-01-2008, 02:53 PM
hydroshutter

Not reading this whole thread. Has this been posted yet?

White people are so dumb, they thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.
10-01-2008, 03:03 PM
metalman

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Originally Posted by hydroshutter

Not reading this whole thread. Has this been posted yet?

White people are so dumb, they thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.

Hmm...thanks. I thought it was a device from shaking the tobacco down in ciggarettes. Thanks for the clarification. My family and I will add Tupac Shakur to our list of holy days. Is unleavend bread okay for that? What about pork? Is that still off limits? :lmfao:
10-01-2008, 03:33 PM
Hulud

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Originally Posted by alpine_xj

You sonofabiatch, I worded it wrong. I meant white people have pigmentation, darkies actually don't.

I are idiot of thread.

lol
10-01-2008, 04:17 PM
redrumracer

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Going to school to better ourselves
B: Working and having a successful career
C: Being financially independent of the government.
OR
D: All of the above

fixed,

but yea, i wish there were more FUNNY white jokes out there.
10-01-2008, 05:06 PM
Ran

Q) What do you call a trailer with a family of five living in it?
A) A box of crackers.

Q) What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A) The Warden

Q) What Irishman can never leave the backyard?
A) Patio Furniture

Q) Why did the Jews spend 40 years in the desert?
A) Moses dropped a quarter.

Q) Why is Advil white?
A) Because it works.
10-01-2008, 05:09 PM
redrumracer

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Originally Posted by Ran

Q) What do you call a trailer with a family of five living in it?
A) A box of crackers.

Q) What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A) The Warden

Q) What Irishman can never leave the backyard?
A) Patio Furniture

Q) Why did the Jews spend 40 years in the desert?
A) Moses dropped a quarter.

Q) Why is Advil white?
A) Because it works.

is that really a white joke :lmfao: :lmfao:
10-01-2008, 05:11 PM
Ran

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Originally Posted by redrumracer

is that really a white joke :lmfao: :lmfao:

I was actually thinking the same thing, but it was in the white section of this racist joke site I found. :dunno:
10-01-2008, 05:24 PM
Hulud

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Originally Posted by Ran

I was actually thinking the same thing, but it was in the white section of this racist joke site I found. :dunno:

i think its more towards black people

WE NEED MOAR WITE JOAKS!
10-01-2008, 09:05 PM
1SOL2NV

im white and i find all the damn jokes like them funny as a motherf*ker ROFL .... could careless noone in this thread is talking about someone in particular .. so if anyone in here got there feelings hurt live with it and stay out damn lol

Btw: the one with white people jumping out the airplane is funny **** !!!! haha:lmfao:
10-01-2008, 10:55 PM
Nomad!

I'm new at being racist so I don't know any jokes yet.
10-06-2008, 02:40 AM
Stormhammer

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Originally Posted by ksniperfox

as far as calling white people crackers?...wtf is a cracker. srsly. im proud of being white. you think calling me that is going to make me mad? haha.

Cracker applied to white people actually dates back to slavery, where slave owners had whips and would crack them over their backs. Hence the moniker cracker.
10-06-2008, 08:37 AM
Friggintitsman

This thread makes me realize that racist jokes against white people really aren't that funny. Not because I'm white, but because they really aren't that funny.

*cracks knuckles*

Yup it's good to be white.
10-06-2008, 09:56 AM
Nismo

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Originally Posted by soulassassin

This thread makes me realize that racist jokes against white people really aren't that funny. Not because I'm white, but because they really aren't that funny.

*cracks knuckles*

Yup it's good to be white.

wurd.

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