a moment of JM (participation required)

[mocha latte cupcake]

i do... like yesterday for example, i've been gettin my michael phelps on here recently, ya know... freestyle 35+ laps a day and what not...

so yesterday its a bit on the "brisk" side, but i'm like fook it IDK, i'ma frickin wallaby.. the aussie water is cold... no matter. well there is a slight breeze and i'm like hmm... cool water + breeze = bad...

BUT! *stroke of genius* IF i jump in and just start swimming really fast i'll be warm in no time! w00t w00t! incredible how did i get so smart! *its dark outside*

*crack glow sticks cause the lights in the pool are off, throw... insert jdm fun swim music here* (mini water rave)


the the moment of truth... i'm in the bathing suit.. get my "running" start*


*disclaimer: it is not safe to run, have horse play, rough housing, or any kind of tom foolery around the pool as there might be water that you could slip on then break something then you're a retard for hurting yourself when you already knew that was going to happen. end disclaimer

and splash! i hit the water and instantly the freeze water shoots *tingly ouchies* all around me... i let out a loli scream underwater in shock...

however i manage to get to teh top and start my swim...


i'm like man F this its so cold... i can't feel my arms or legs... the blood has turned to ice ugh i'm not getting anywhere with this but i press on... after about 6 minutes of flailing (since i have no cordination in the pool when its this cold) i am like sigh time to get out... oh crap....

i'm wet...
its cold...
theres a breeze....
i'm screwed...

so i leap out of the pool, very wallaby like...
grab my towel and proceed to do the wipe me down dance @ karate kid speeds!


and run to the house!

only to find... someone had turned on the air in my room along with the fan...
it was like walking into a freezer!

why has this happened to me...

@ the end of everything i had realized a few things

1) its too farkin cold to swim!
2) i got no actually working out done
3) i had entertained a few people from their houses i could assume as they laughed @ me
4) my room should be labeled the icebox
5) the only way to get dry is to get wet again in teh shower...
6) i should have known better... but it was an adventure...

thank you for your JM story time adventure... now... what have YOU done that you laughed about later...