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    Default funny FUCK site!

    http://pickett-ink.com/fuck.htm


    ^ had some good lines to use on noobs on IA!!!


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    FUCKSTAIN ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

    JESUS MOTHA' FUCKIN' CHRIST

    "Far'FUCK'neugen" (German fucking pleasure)

    You FUCKIN STINKY "FUCKSTAIN!"

    Fuck man, you're FUCKERED!

    Take a flying FUCK at a rolling donut hole

    FUCK a monkey

    FUCK OFF............. I DON'T FUCK OFF, I FUCK ON. AND WHEN I FUCK ON, I FUCK GOOD SO FUCK YOU

    lick my fucking old milky bum sweat..you monkey fucker.

    Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    Your as fucked up as a monkey fucking a football

    abso-fucking-lutely

    Fuck Me Rabidly!

    Go FUCK yourself, you bloated tub of FUCKING shit!!

    FUCK ME OVER AND SCREW ME HARD!!

    lay the fuck off my fuckin mouse!

    Oh my FUCK!!!

    FUCK THE NAKED BITCHES!,FUCK THE NAKED BITCHES WITH A BIG BROOM STICK!,FUCK THE FUCK HEAD'S! FUCKIN A!,FUCK THE FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKERS! SO GO FUCK OFF FUCK FACE! YOU FUCKIN COCK SUCKER! GO SUCK A FUCKIN DICK,THIS IS REAL FUCKIN CRAZY AND ITS FUCKIN STUPID, GIVE ME A FUCKIN BEER.

    what kind of a sick fuck are you?

    fuckin' rights

    Hey, fucknut

    well fuck a monkey

    may a gang of fucking telephone linemen shimmy up your sister.

    Fuck Me?.......Fuck You......Fuck You 1000%......Fuck You until your asshole turns to donkey asshole.

    eat me, bite me and FUCK OFF!!

    Dude, this is really fucked up right here.

    fuck me in my pie-hole!

    fuck me in my goat ass

    fuck my brains out

    Fuck it. The fuckin fucker's fuckin fucked.

    FUCK ME?....FUCK YOU

    Who the Fuck cares?

    Are you Fucking pulling my hair out

    Find yourself in a jam? "well, isn't this fucking lovely"

    fucking great

    you've obviously confused me with someone who gives a fuck.

    I wouldn't piss on that fuck if he/she was on fucking fire.

    Fuck you very much.

    Capital Captain Fuck Fuck!

    she's got nice Fuckin feet

    Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

    Jesus ButtFucking Christ!

    WTFO = What The Fuck Over

    Fuckety-fuck-fuck...fuckety-fuck-fuck. Look at fucking Frosty go!

    Fuckety-fuck-fuck...fuckety-fuck-fuck...over the fucking hills of snow!

    fucking computer

    this job FUCKING sucks!

    Take a Flying Fuck at a Rolling Donut!

    TFIF - Thank Fuck It's Friday

    Fuckin' Lie

    Fuckin' liar

    fuckfest

    just fuckin' around

    get the fuck out

    Click the fucking link

    fuck that shit

    Fuckin whore

    Fuck That Noise!

    'I'm fucked if I know!'

    'Hey! Fuck-wit!'

    'I've been butt-fucked!'

    Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?

    WELL I'LL BE FUCKING DIPPED IN TURDS!!!

    STUPID ASS, MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, SONOFABITCH BASTARD,

    MOTHERFUCKER!!!

    JOKE 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A FUCK!!!

    Go shit in a hat you Fucking Bitch

    fuck the fuckin' fuckers

    Well, I'll be fucked.

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to give me a blow job?

    I'll beat the FUCK out of you!

    What the fuck, chuck?

    Yo FUCK Nuts!

    You're fucked up, man

    you're so fuckin' fucked that you're fucked

    are you fuckin' drunk?

    Fuck off and die!

    Holy Fuck!

    Who gives a FUCK!

    Wanna Fuck?

    I'm gonna fuck you up!

    Y'er fucking nuts!

    Y'er fucked, man!

    Well, I'll be fucked!

    Go Fuck Yourself.

    Fuck Off and Die!

    FUCK ME!

    Hell Muthafuckin' Yeah!

    Fuck me running sideways.

    I'm sorry, but I fucking loved your page.

    Fucking Dipshit

    FUCKING LYING ASS BASTARDS

    WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO LIE?

    WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU BE HONEST, ASSHOLE?

    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT FUCKING BITCH?

    SO, WHAT NOW ARE YOU FUCKING HER, TOO?

    FUCK BOTH OF YOU

    STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE

    SEE, I AM IN ONE OF THOSE FUCKING MOODS

    fucking shit

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE?

    FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

    I FUCKING GUARANTEE IT

    you dumn FUCK

    you think your FUCKIN' special?

    go FUCK an exhaust pipe

    FUCKIN' cunt

    fuckmuncher

    you FUCK face

    fuckin' A

    OH JUST FUCKIN' LICK ME!

    if you want to talk to someone who cares, call 1-800-fuckyou.

    don't fuck with me

    kiss my fucking ass

    who gives a flyin' fuck?

    fuckin' cool, man, fuckin' cool!!

    No fucking way !

    R U fucking with me, U mother-fuck ?

    Pee in your fucking butt

    HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS!

    BACK FUCKIN' OFF YOU FUCKIN' PRICK!!!!!

    FUCK OFF YOU FUCKIN' FUCK!

    fuck you, you fuckin' fuck

    Dont go to any fucking trouble

    Fuck me deadly with a chainsaw!

    Ummm...hmmmm......FUCK!!

    Fuck it.

    Just Fuck it.

    This is pretty fucking fun!

    YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL!

    THAT'S HIL-FUCKING-ARIOUS!

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?

    YOU FUCKING FUCK!

    GODDAMN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

    WANNA FUCK?

    FUCKING DICKHEAD!

    YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-FUCKING-HOLE

    DO THAT FUCKING THING WITH ME, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    THAT'S UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

    THAT'S UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!

    ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY!!

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.

    WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR FUCKING LICENSE?!!?

    YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE ANY SLOWER, YOU FUCKING MORON?!@!

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

    DO I FUCKING KNOW YOU?

    FUCKING-A, MAN.

    THAT'S IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE.

    I AM THE GOD OF FUCK.

    OH FUCK.

    FUCKFUCKFUCK.

    FUCKING BITCH.

    STUPID FUCKHEAD BITCH.

    EXTRA-FUCKING-ORDINARY.

    THIS IS SOME GOOD FUCKING SHIT.

    FUCKING AWESOME, MAN. FUCKING AWESOME.

    FUCKING DUMB DOG.

    BOW-FUCKING-WOW.

    I'LL FUCK YOU UP.

    YOU STUPID FUCK.

    YOU ARE A LAME FUCK.

    HEY! DIAL 1-800-IMAFUCK.

    IGNORANT FUCKER.

    AWESOME FUCK.

    FUCK YOU
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    nice find... to bad all the good candidates for them have left the site

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    haha some are still here! I KNOW IT CAUSE THEY KEEP TALKIN!


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    haha i hope that wasnt directed at me

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    holly fuck

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    negative captain... i like ya


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    schweet!

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    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to give me a blow job?

    What the fuck, chuck?

    STUPID FUCKHEAD BITCH.
    are some of my favs!^


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    id like to say that 95 fucking % of those i have said b4 and that is fucking sweeeeeeeeet

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    haha fuck you, you fucking fuck!
    We Miss You Val.
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    fuck

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    whats a fuck?

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    why the fuck you saying fuck ah fuck who gives a fuck fucking fucks
    Shift_Drift

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    i believe fuck is a curse word

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    FUCKTARD
    Its just a bodykit

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    Fuck = Fornification Under Consent of the King.

    Back in the old days, you had to get permission to have sex(remember that Brett). Except, instead of permission from your spouse, you had to get it from the King. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    haha fuck yea


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