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    Default Houston we have a big motherfuckin problem.

    Ok lol fuck the gas prices, this is more important. To those who read my distress thread hours ago... there is an update..

    Well after the lizard incident... i locked down the house... tryed to find a hole or something... i presumed it was in the whole time or got in through the door and chilled....

    Well guess who made another visit to my room?!... Yeah the tail-less lizard... i had to chase it down and kill it. Lol how the fuck did it get in? My windows seem secure... no holes in the wall... wtf. ANYONE PLEASE POST UP ANYTHING I COULD DO>.. i dont want a fuckin lizards nest here overnight. So far, i have sprayed down all of the seams where the carpet and wall meet with bugspray... I have no window screens, that may be it ... will get those tomorow.
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    Better hope his brother doesnt come for ya now
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    Lizards tend to crawl to the warm places on your body when you sleep.
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    Sleep tight butter cup
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    yall better be kidding... im gonna put bug spray in my buttcrack now
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    Just dont fart and you will be okay
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    hahahaha this cracked me up.
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    lime around the doors and house works better
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RISKYB
    lime around the doors and house works better
    you serious? lime or lime juice... post up soon cuz i'll run to kroger
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    Lime Juice, go and buy them little bottles and bust them bottles all over the house, you will be set
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Lime Juice, go and buy them little bottles and bust them bottles all over the house, you will be set
    yall better not be messin around... im bout to run out to kroger is there any type of thing that I can use to just extra seal the seams between the carpet and wall... like some type of foam?
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    Yeah, Get some duct tape, and run it all around the base of the wall and door jams, That will keep them out also and put the lime juice all around the tape. The tape also gets them stuck to the taoe if they approach your room
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    Just go get some Seven Dust and put it around the outside of your house...
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    thanks ALOT... yall sound like you know from experience
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    haha where do u live that this is happening to you ??
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    They come out more at night then they do in the day to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    They come out more at night then they do in the day to.
    thats comforting
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    no lime it comes in a 5 or 10 lb bag or something, its good to keep snakes away to
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
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    Yeah, I would buy the extra big bag from Sams or Costco too, just incase you need to dispose of a body at a later date.
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    extra big bag of what... still ahvnet left im sleepy..

    WILL LEMON JUICE WORK?... lol thats the closest thing i got in the fridge... and damn ran out of duct tape
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    extra big bag of what... still ahvnet left im sleepy..

    WILL LEMON JUICE WORK?... lol thats the closest thing i got in the fridge... and damn ran out of duct tape
    I was referring to lime, lol. It's used to dispose of human remains, dont ask how I know... On a side note, you're the first person I've ever heard of that had a "lizard" infestation problem, hehe.
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    The lizards wont turn your room into a jungle over night or ever i used to catch them when i was little and i would keep them in my dresser your room will be ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilgapeach
    The lizards wont turn your room into a jungle over night or ever i used to catch them when i was little and i would keep them in my dresser your room will be ok
    nah see i just dont want any foreign objects in my room lol... dont wanna have company over and all of sudden a lizard just scats accross the room and im like "oh dont worry, i collect those" then momma and poppa run accross the room... lol nah im not havin that... gotta stop it b4 it gets there... ive been in this new house for a week lol im going to call the previous owner ask him if he had aproblem
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    nah see i just dont want any foreign objects in my room lol... dont wanna have company over and all of sudden a lizard just scats accross the room and im like "oh dont worry, i collect those" then momma and poppa run accross the room... lol nah im not havin that... gotta stop it b4 it gets there... ive been in this new house for a week lol im going to call the previous owner ask him if he had aproblem

    LMAO!!!!!! I use to have a spider problem when i lived in the dorm rooms on base in GA. So one day i went and got some cocking and went over the entire sealing and floor. Then i did some research on the net. Turns out, on the movie Aracnaphobia they used lemon pledge to control the spiders. So every night before bed i sprayed the entire dorm room in lemon pledge. Good luck! Oh, yeah, i also kept the room freezig!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    ..... i dont want a fuckin lizards nest here overnight. So far, i have sprayed down all of the seams where the carpet and wall meet with bugspray...
    isnt that sort-a like shooting a rhino with a bb gun ??? get a cat, they are great pest controllers, hell it will even give you a gnawed carcass in appreciation for the stay!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    isnt that sort-a like shooting a rhino with a bb gun ??? get a cat, they are great pest controllers, hell it will even give you a gnawed carcass in appreciation for the stay!
    seriously, great idea
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    i was serious about the cat. but BUG spray for a LIzARD problem? i thought that was kinda funny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    i was serious about the cat. but BUG spray for a LIzARD problem? i thought that was kinda funny.
    you dont know half of it... i was down to using axe as lizard repellent... my thinking was that if it burns your eyes and throat, itll burn the lizards lol
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    so now the lizards are gonna be BUGFREE and insatiable to the lizard bitches !!!!!! ?????

    bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    tomorrow go get a damn cat dawg !!!! tonite sleep in a sleeping bag with a trash liner over everything EXCEPT THE HEAD PART.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah


    so now the lizards are gonna be BUGFREE and insatiable to the lizard bitches !!!!!! ?????

    bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    tomorrow go get a damn cat dawg !!!! tonite sleep in a sleeping bag with a trash liner over everything EXCEPT THE HEAD PART.
    what if the lizard crawls into my ear.
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    run head first into a wall...i heard somewhere that will help !!!


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    ROTFLMAO at this thread... Lime juice and Axe body spray as lizard repellent
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    with all the lime juice ur prolly gunna get attacked by " ANTS "

    dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!
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    I had the same problem earlier this week.. one cold night in the house solved the problem. They're looking for some place warm.
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    i survived the night!!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    Ok lol fuck the gas prices, this is more important. To those who read my distress thread hours ago... there is an update..

    Well after the lizard incident... i locked down the house... tryed to find a hole or something... i presumed it was in the whole time or got in through the door and chilled....

    Well guess who made another visit to my room?!... Yeah the tail-less lizard... i had to chase it down and kill it. Lol how the fuck did it get in? My windows seem secure... no holes in the wall... wtf. ANYONE PLEASE POST UP ANYTHING I COULD DO>.. i dont want a fuckin lizards nest here overnight. So far, i have sprayed down all of the seams where the carpet and wall meet with bugspray... I have no window screens, that may be it ... will get those tomorow.
    dude! Why did you kill him???? Lizards are cool and they eat bugs, dummie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    dude! Why did you kill him???? Lizards are cool and they eat bugs, dummie!
    id rather have bugs in my room than lizards... lizards are just wierd and they crawl on the walls and shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    id rather have bugs in my room than lizards... lizards are just wierd and they crawl on the walls and shit
    OMG SISSY!!!! You are definately going to hell if there is one My brother and I used to play with lizards everyday when we lived in FL. We used to hang them from our ears and nostrils. The little babies are like the size of a pinky nail. They are so cute. Oh well. See you in hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    OMG SISSY!!!! You are definately going to hell if there is one My brother and I used to play with lizards everyday when we lived in FL. We used to hang them from our ears and nostrils. The little babies are like the size of a pinky nail. They are so cute. Oh well. See you in hell
    lol so its ok to kill bugs but not lizards... its ok to kill a trespassing human, but not a tresspassing lizard? lol
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    and plus i gave him a chance... lol i knocked his tail out and threw him out the window... it was his choice to come back in ... lol
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