a weekend in the life of JM ~w00t story time~
welcome to another exciting adventure in the life of JM...AS ALWAYS PICTURE AND WORD INTENSIVE! AND *ACTION*
welcome to friday afternoon, there was a cool breeze rolling in and the thoughts of the skies falling seemed intense... as i pulled out of nissan in the haley too sessi, i was like hm..... *change cd*....*glow sticks* its pitch black... it totally topless weather! *drop the top* (yes i do keep a set of glow sticks on me @ all times get over it!)
*check engine temp*... ok... vroom ease out of the nissan and we're off... topless cruisin, panty droppin @ every red light, the rain starts to drop...
no worries, down shift to 5th, lil gas... lil lower in the seat... instant rain forcefield... as i was rollin back to the casa de amor, i was like hmm, ya know i feel like there should be alcohol or something going on soon... *pop the cell phone, digits pushed.. ring ring.*
hey foo wanna get teh birru?! oh chit jdm you know i do.. so the dom, the christophe, and the barra join me in the land of cervesa or as i like to call it.... LA HACIENDA. where for $3 you can get 32 oz of whatever beer pleases your heart, and all the chips you can eat for free! best $9 anyone can ever spend! w00t w00t
*oh no3s teh rain!* -angry cloud sounds and flicker of lights- BANDS OF RAIN AND POSSIBLE FISH FALL FROM THE SKY! oh no3s we are teh doomed... quick! drink drink!
and after the rain there was alot of fun and sobering up... but wait! quickly! to the cottage cheese (my friend cheeses house)... as the alcohol is slowly wearing off i decide it probably best to drive with the top up, being that its raining like i fell asleep in the shower!
i can't see chit!
arriving @ the cottage cheese i feel my jdm senses tingling... *ring ring* tis the curry! he tells me about the land of milk and honey also known as S3 headquarters and i hear a mad orgy in the background! those kids play hard i tell you what! i was impressed!
after a spirited round of Grand Turismo 4 a-spec (old skool nuykas!)
i decided it was time for the jm to use some of that sweet that nasty that jdm vtax stuff and get sideway in teh rain!
after much practice i can manage a small slide in the S2k... aka the anti slide machine. thanks to the rain it was quite predictable and very easy, i like to think of traffic circles with rain as the ultimate switch back teacher... @ least around here it is b/c there is either a 6 inch curb or a 16 foot tree to choose from... so you must channel your true inner JM and make it happen... flick the switch, Daft PUNK (one more time) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-0s0pRleg&NR=1
and away we go. enter slow (20) clutch feint, slip.... slip... slip... brakes... correct... blip blip.... straight out!..... I R TEH DORIFTO KEENGA!
ahhh the simple joys of life! w00t w00t...
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CATURDAY!
boom bishes its caturday and the JM is up in yer shizzle!
where do i begin! oh yeah! thats right! welcome to sat...er...caturday! we started today with the morning work out aka run to the pool nakey as fast as possible so no one sees me... not really but i did run to the pool
after gettin my michael phelps on and drownin quite a few ants as i pretended i was godzilla rawring my way around the pool striking fear into the small creatures on my personal tokyo area...
i laughed and then got a bagel... '
and like on all saturdays after there is swim time i always watch @ least 2 episodes of anime since its a nice relaxing thing for me to do w00t w00t! (spice and wolf) was this weekend addition vera nicei highly recommend it for my anime peoples!
from there i went to get some lunch with the rentals on the beach, *haley Stayed in the garage she had a long night so she needed her rest* so as we rode out in the maxima aka VQ35DE FTMFW BISHES MAD TORQ STEER!i noticed that i had a tail light out... *MACGUYVER TIME! duct tape, quality nissan parts and a stolen bunny pelt* phew that was close... and we're back!
after the most delicious food EVAR! i decided that i hadn't gotten enough sleep yet... so i headed back to the casa de amor and caught up on some Z's... twas a good nap time, i dreamt of race queens, topless time, the beach and there was a suspicious looking kittah that followed me in the dreams...
NO! OH GOD NO! HALP MI! *poof wake up* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he's still here... wait! aww tis just teh puppy!
after a short interlude where my memory blanks out again i recieved a text massage... i was like "ero? kore wa nan desu ka?! twas my friend zachery aka the talon terror aka the boosted busted ball bearing bish aka halps mi i ate da waters! and i was like y0, and he was like///do you wish to sush? i was like 'aye? da sushi's?! HAI! IKEMASU! and then fast forward a little...
sushi ftw!
but wait!
SAKE II mi! w00t w00t! after eating $100+ in sushi we decided it was time to leave, but i got to hang with the chef's and talk with them, they were telling me all these places to go while in japan, all the fun stuff to do, then started made me all these things that didn't come on the menu! it was teh bomb! it was so much fun! and then! and den!
LOLI's! w00t epic sweet love of de world they gave me a loli! a nice japanese girls! (epic digits) and my buddy ended up talking to this snow bunny! i sure do heart teh island sometimes~! but this made my nightwe basically ate $70 dollars in free sushi and sake, had a good conversation, and even better company! great times! CATURDAY gets a 9 outta 10
SUNDAY!
so i gots up on sunday to awaken with the sounds of aural vampire running around in my head, and watching a nice screen saver... aww crap i fell asleep on IA again... teh sighoh well time to get up... OH SNAPS! i gots to play drums today!
run run run as fast as i can, i has vtec i r teh jdm man! quick dorifto teh traffic circle!
oh no3s i need teh breakfast!
PHEW! NOOOOO! BACK IN DA CAR NO WAITS!
back around the traffic circle
*rock out drums*
lunch time! i called a loli and was like hey babe lets go get pizza it was good top down weather so we rolled out to ministry of sound enjoying the oh so perfect weather, top down, weaving in and out of traffic (hilton head traffic is like nothing but a cone course its all moving the same direction and evenly lol so much fun, my peoples who have come down here know
we headed to the greatest pizza place of all time... you know the one!
awww yeah! we had a calzone and enjoyed every bite of it! super amazing calzone epic win! i even had a silverstone S2k park next to me, almost brought a tear to my eyeso pretty together! enough of that!
after that we rolled with the top up back to my place... a cloud was following me...
BOOM! a bimmer calls me, HALP mi jdm i has teh new exhaust and i need it put on! *see JM here with a cape* i'll save you bimmer! there was much food, ramune, gum, working, rusting, E30 bimmer love, and well just a good time to be had! a friend got his new exhaust put on, not bad sounding quite deep and dignifiedsigh that took a while...F you're cliffs notes!
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