I have this bad habit of untying my shoe laces right before I get into my house, so I can just kick them off quick, so somtimes I do them in my car right before my house because its just so relaxing. Well yesterday, I started doing them on the highway a couple exits before my exit, and I guess I got a little swervy....soon enough, blue and red lights went off. I pulled over and just went through my pockets just to make sure. The officer came all up in my face and asked "where were you headed to tonight?".
Me: Home

Officer: Oh, have you had anything to drink tonight(asking this question with his nose all in my mouth)

Me: Not at all sir.

Officer: Why were you getting a little swervy back there?

Me: Honestly officer, I was just tying my shoe lace.

Officer: Then why were you getting on and off the gas.

Me: Oh that officer...thats my turbo.

Officer: Your turbo huh?

Me: It's a 1992, so its has a few miles in it...

Officer: Ok, can I see your license please.


I gave it to him and he came back in like 5 minutes and this was the conversation:
Officer: Sir, are you sure you haven't had anything to drink or aren't on any medication?

Me: No officer.

Officer: So its your turbo huh?

Me: Yes officer.

Officer: Alright, tie your shoe laces and drive home safely, this kind of car shouldn't even be on the road.

Me: Sorry about that, thank you officer.