Another Weather funny..
NOt tryin to sound rude or mean but it was rather humorous when i heard it way back when and this all jus reminded me of it.
A big flood comes and a guy is stranded on his roof, a big truck comes and the ppl inside say "Hop in"
"No, the lord will save me the lord will save me"
So the ppl leave him, 2 hours later the water is up to the very tip of the roof and a boat comes by."Jump on they say"
"No, the lord will save me the lord will save me"
So the boat also leaves...another 3 hours pass and the water is up to his neck, and a helicopter flies overhead witha rope and they yell on the PA" Grab the rope and hang on"
"No the lord will save me, the lord will save me" The pilot beyond beliefs says ok and leaves.. Well Poor guy drowned to death goes up to Heven and meets Peter, Peter goes to Jesus and tells him what happened and said that the guy wanted to talk to him. Peter lets himin the gates and goes to the throne.
"Well?" Jesus said..
"How could you? Why didnt you save me?" the guy replied
"Damn son, I sent you a big truck, a boat, and a helicopter. What else did you want?"
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