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  1. 08-31-2005, 03:18 PM #1
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    Default HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!

    I just had the most intense 15 minutes ever lol
    I just walked into my room and my blinds were open... casted a big ray of sunlight on my carpet in front of my computer chair... thought nothing of it... i saw something sitting there, looked like a pen or something so i was like whatever.... i looked closely and HOLY SHIT it was a lizard, about a foot long... (skinny w/ super long tail) and it looked like a toy. I didnt know whether it was real or fake, but it was obviously sunbathing in my room. The colors on it were tight though... it had a long blue tail... had a black and yellow body and looked super-glossy. It layed silently and shit and i was like wtf.

    Something about me, i hate lizards, really. So im thinking of ways to get this mofo out, so I didnt want to do anything cuz i know they can run fast as shit. I thought about it for a minute... then my plan was to get a broom... pin it to the ground with it and then beat the shit out of it with a boot then throw it out my window.... Heres what happened... First step of the plan... i pinned it to the ground SLAM with the broom.... the lizard released its tail somehow and escaped... the tail was like a fucking snake... me and my boy were freakin out like wtf... it was really moving around like a snake... the lizard got away.. went behind my bed... My bed is on rollers so I rolled it away and the lizard was in teh corner of the room. We kept on tryign and trying and it seemed like it was fucking with us... kept on moving the bed this way, that way. finally pinned it to the wall using a computer case panel (lol improvization) and sprayed the fuck out of it with some AXE... then i took like 20 sheets of paper and grabbed that bitch, and threw it out the window... it survived all of that...

    All my windows are shut, etc, how the fuck did it get in? Anyone know what to do in this situation, i dont want it to repeat cuz when this happened in my last house, it got away... was in my house chilling for like a month til we caught it.
    let me repeat again, i hate lizards... anyways that was my 15 minutes of adrenaline... yeah im bored.
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  2. 08-31-2005, 03:21 PM #2
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    Lol@ sprayed it with AXE....all the lady lizards are lookin for him now

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Lol@ sprayed it with AXE....all the lady lizards are lookin for him now
    lol funnay FUNNAY
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    did you paint that fender? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    did you paint that fender? lol
    nope... lol yet another boy is dropping by his 2 tank compressor on friday, he said thatll do the trick.. he may just run me through on how to do it too... what sux is that i have to go to work on friday lol... well see what happens.
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    yeah you're right... i dont have screens... dont know why the house came like that... anyone know how much they run for and where I can get 'em..


    here is the scene of the crime:
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    haha how about some screens to cover your window ..
    if you do have screens then i guess best of luck in ur next invation ..
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    probably got into your house through a window seal, door, or pipe in your house.. Most likely the thing wouldnt have hurt you.. and they have that tail thing.. it will grow back...
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    shoot it with the airsoft gun
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    I just had the most intense 15 minutes ever lol
    I just walked into my room and my blinds were open... casted a big ray of sunlight on my carpet in front of my computer chair... thought nothing of it... i saw something sitting there, looked like a pen or something so i was like whatever.... i looked closely and HOLY SHIT it was a lizard, about a foot long... (skinny w/ super long tail) and it looked like a toy. I didnt know whether it was real or fake, but it was obviously sunbathing in my room. The colors on it were tight though... it had a long blue tail... had a black and yellow body and looked super-glossy. It layed silently and shit and i was like wtf.

    Something about me, i hate lizards, really. So im thinking of ways to get this mofo out, so I didnt want to do anything cuz i know they can run fast as shit. I thought about it for a minute... then my plan was to get a broom... pin it to the ground with it and then beat the shit out of it with a boot then throw it out my window.... Heres what happened... First step of the plan... i pinned it to the ground SLAM with the broom.... the lizard released its tail somehow and escaped... the tail was like a fucking snake... me and my boy were freakin out like wtf... it was really moving around like a snake... the lizard got away.. went behind my bed... My bed is on rollers so I rolled it away and the lizard was in teh corner of the room. We kept on tryign and trying and it seemed like it was fucking with us... kept on moving the bed this way, that way. finally pinned it to the wall using a computer case panel (lol improvization) and sprayed the fuck out of it with some AXE... then i took like 20 sheets of paper and grabbed that bitch, and threw it out the window... it survived all of that...

    All my windows are shut, etc, how the fuck did it get in? Anyone know what to do in this situation, i dont want it to repeat cuz when this happened in my last house, it got away... was in my house chilling for like a month til we caught it.
    let me repeat again, i hate lizards... anyways that was my 15 minutes of adrenaline... yeah im bored.
    *taco bell chiuaua voice* here lizard lizard lizard lol why did you spray it with AXE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by B1AZE
    shoot it with the airsoft gun
    its broke, remember

    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    *taco bell chiuaua voice* here lizard lizard lizard lol why did you spray it with AXE?
    Closest thing to bug spray... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    Anyone know what to do in this situation, i dont want it to repeat cuz when this happened in my last house, it got away... was in my house chilling for like a month til we caught it.

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    Funnnay B16 and Random Guy for axe thingy.

    Try this, take your lighter and combine it with the AXE. I did it with Lynx in london (Lynx is the original AXE) and it burnt my cousins teddybear lol.

    But you could have taken a piss on it and the Ammonia would fuck its eyes up, or just get it in a pot and let it do easy man. If its still outside, then set a mouse trap??
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    Lol....all the lady lizards sare saying " i want your bod"

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  15. 08-31-2005, 03:56 PM #15
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    I thought you ate rodents and such... What you stressin for son you on a diet or somethin...
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