Top 10 Ways to Reduce a Liberal to an Impotent, Sputtering Rage
Top 10 Ways to Reduce a Liberal to an Impotent, Sputtering Rage
10. Exist. (It is unjust; you use up scarce resources).
9. Breath. (You exhale C02 which causes global warming).
8. Say or think that anything is true. (Truth is absolutist, only relativism is allowed).
7. Say or think that anything is moral. (Morality is oppression; and it reflects badly on them).
6. Think for yourself. (The Party knows what you should think).
5. Laugh at anything they do. (It is so insensitive; they are humorless).
4. Make money. (The root of all evil; the only moral thing is to exact it from others by force).
3. Love your country. (Attacking benefactors is their only "virtue", liberalism their only loyalty).
2. Wait five minutes. (When powerless, they live in rage minute to minute).
And the number one way to reduce a liberal to an impotent, sputtering rage is -
1. Be right.
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Originally Posted by Slowwrx
