ATTN Daddy FAG Sacks...
Listen here you bubbleheaded, sister-fondling, shit-smelling, cum-guzzling, hemorrhoid-popping, wank-brained fucktard. Just when I think I've read the stupidest posts ever, you go and post more. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.
In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?
Later on mutherfucker, QD.
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
Its all good... homie is back, and I am being nice... have no reason to but am 
