How about some grossness...

[quickdodge®]

I've been hitting you with some warm-ups over the past week. Now it's time to get a little dirty:

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

Later, QD.

[Kalifornia087]

ahhhhhh im never eating crackers again!!!!!!!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

i dont get it...seriously

[A1EX]

EeeEeeEeeEEeEEEeeWWWWWWwwWWWwWWWwwwWwwwWWWWWWWewww

[Kalifornia087]

i dont get it...seriously

*gets out baby powder*

[collins]

aww man! qdizzle das gross.

[B16a2 Civic]

*gets out baby powder*

no please, dont slap me

*throat chops you before you get the baby powder ready*

[B16a2 Civic]

seriously tho, someone explain it a lil more to me, maybe im just missing something

[Kalifornia087]

*tries to tell b16a2, but is still trying to breathe*

/jack

[IndianStig]

Wait, Im dumb, I never seen a "leper."

[Scrappy]

??? im with my homie

[Kevykev]

I've been hitting you with some warm-ups over the past week. Now it's time to get a little dirty:

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

Later, QD.

I have no idea why that really made me laugh for real.

[civicchic2000]

Yeah I thought it was gross as hell {still doesn't know what a leper is} made me scrum

[ISAtlanta300]

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was still a head."