our nissan dealerships here are gay..but i can go to mess w/ JM and have him get me into one...
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our nissan dealerships here are gay..but i can go to mess w/ JM and have him get me into one...
i was about to text ed yesterday night, but i changeded my minds
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Originally Posted by Sammich
ed called me yesterday nights....
F*CK YOU
ed called me yesterday sunday and was like i hate that brown breaded n*gga killer...and i was like orly
i don't know any killer that is brown headed... and i def didn't meet any yesterday night...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
i really do hate you guys.
yesterday night i was boning pbs's wife in the ass though. true story.
YESTERDAY NIGHT I BANGED TORI SO HARD HER STITCHES CAME OUT...GUESS SHE SNITCHED SOMETIME IN HER LIFE BUT REPENTED...
lirl at thread...
yesterday night i banged pbs's wife's d cups then jizzed all over pbs's pillow. he slept like a baby yesterday night.
LAST N...I MEAN YESTERDAY NIGHT I PROCEEDED TO INSTALL A BRAND NEW TIRE ON ED'S PASSENGER REAR TIRE TO THROW OFF HIS SLIPPERY BALANCE HE'S BEEN DEALING W/ THESE LAST FEW YEARS AND AS HE WAS LEAVING I OVERHEARD A LOUD SCREECH...THEN I SAW A BLUE STREAK GO OVER THE CLIFF...I HEARD A BLOW OFF VALVE
lulz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
yesterday night the only reason the evo went off the cliff is because pbs's wife was sucking my balls so hard i lost concentration as i was racing a white maxipad... and even after going off the cliff, the maxima couldnt beat the evo.
Yesterday night I watched a show about a Terminator loli.....it was good. :goodjob:
YESTERDAY NIGHT I SAW AN OLD MAN WHO OWNS A TIBULAR AND A BRASIERRE AKA BRAZILIAN BONING EACH OTHER...WATTA GHASTLY SIGHT
yesterday night... pbs touched himself....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
WTF I THOUGHT I SAW A WHITE HOOD PEEPING THRU THOSE BLINDS...WATTA FAG CRACKERQuote:
Originally Posted by Killer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHAs5soE9I
yesterday night....
um i got nothing else...
i hate black ppl.
EYE WIND:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed
Dammit, I knew I should not have loaned the Tibular to Brett. :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRETT AND PENIS GO HAND IN HAND...LITERALLY
LULZ
^ lol
NOBODY IS ABOVE UQuote:
Originally Posted by Ed
no, but tiea is always on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
scratch that. she likes it from behind too.
THAT COULDA BEEN USED AS A YESTERDAY NIGHT...NO WAIT..THAT WAS LAME..LIKE....NVM:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed
yeah like Tiea is normally on top of me!!! but yesterday night she wanted to be man handled and begged for me to hit it from behind....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
I thought Kelly was normally on top of you. :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
She know about this.....Tiea??? :???:
I KNOW KELLY IS PRETTY DAMN TIGHT...EITHER SHE DOES ALOT OF 'EXCERCISES' OR KILLER IS SMALL...I BET THE LATTERQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
she doesn't care.. cause tiea is black.. and she knows that since i'm racist.. it means nothing...Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
Tiea is pbs's wife aka IA's door knob, everyone gets a turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
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Originally Posted by Sammich
def the latter...
lirlQuote:
Originally Posted by Ed
TORI AKA ED'S WIFE AKA IA'S GENIE BOTTLE..EVERYBODY GETS A RUB AND A RIDE ON THE CARPETQuote:
Originally Posted by Ed
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Originally Posted by Sammich
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! never heard that one!!!
that was a good one bryan d*ckrider.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
HOW DO I RIDE MY OWN DICK ED...JEEZ...ONLY BRAZILIANS SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT AND YESTERDAY NIGHTQuote:
Originally Posted by Ed
i was referring to your name you idiot. stupid black ppl never understand if it's not ebonics.
HEY ED...THINK BACK TO YESTERDAY NIGHT...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed
yesterday night...lol. I told you He didn't know his English very well. Damn Brazilians!
GT-R pwns all
http://i38.tinypic.com/o9ohoj.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by NissanTun3r