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whats possitive about ethiopians? HIV
reps to who I could! Great jokes
what do you call a muslim that goes to a religious camp?
a terrorist in training.
DAMN YOUQuote:
Originally Posted by Stormhammer
and atop of that you got it wrong!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dubs04sti
What do you call a Mexican that drives without insurance or even a driver's license?
-Normal
What's 16" long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.
Why do jews circumcise their male children?
-- You think a jewish woman would touch anything that's not 20% off?
(my jewish mother told me that, which makes it even funnier cause it means it's true)
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Originally Posted by 03RCode
whats the difference between a dead baby and a cracker?
i've never cum on a cracker before
So a man and 12yr old girl are walking through the woods at night.
The little girl says, "These woods are really scary."
The man looks to the girl and replies, "Why are you complaining? I've gotta walk back alone."
What's six inches long and starts with a "p"?
A sh*t.
Leroy gets home from school and asks his father a question.
"Dad, I've got the biggest d*ck in the 6th grade. Is it because I'm black?"
The father looks to his son and quickly answers.
"No, it's because you're 19 you retard."
1: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
:::: Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
2: I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for nickers.
couple funnys I've heard the past few weeks
what happened when the black guy looked up his family treee
a gorilla s h i t on his face
^^ i lold
How many Jews can you fit in a Yugo?
104 (100 in the ashtray and 1 in each seat)
Later !!!
I love how half the people must proclaim that they are not racist before they tell a joke...
I have more....What can I say, I was bored.
I amnot raciest either, I have lots of Black Friends.
Now onto the JOKES....And these are only JOKES !!!
What's a ****** got in common with a bike?
Neither can work without chains
What do you call a ****** with a peg leg?
**** on a stick!
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby ****** who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid ******! You're a bat, now eff off!"
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why don't ****** bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
What do you call two ******* in a red sleeping bag?
Kitkat
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold schwarzenegger?
Michael Wasanegger
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
Drop it ******!
What do black kids get for Christmas?
your bike.
That is actually one i have NEVER HEARD LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by b@d @pple
why did beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"
cause black people have no rights.
a pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, the bartender says I'll serve you but don't start anything.
Barack Obama And Bin Laden are walking down the street when they find a genie bottle
they start arguing over who should get the first wish
Obama says "im about the be the next president of the US... i should go first"
Osama says "you guys cant even catch me... im the greatest, i should go first"
Their bickering wakes up the genie... he pops out and says "i'll give you both one wish then im going back to sleep"
so Barack lets Osama go first
Osama says " i want all of my people back in the holy land, i want to be their leader and i want a great wall built around the holy land"
Genie says "fine.. done"
Obama says "so let me great this straight, all of them including bin laden are back in the holy land and they are surrounded by a wall?"
The genie says "yes"
Obama says "tell me more about this wall"
The genie says "well, its 30 feet tall, 6 foot thick... and its made of brick and concrete... i dont half ass anything... whats your wish?"
Obama says "fill it with water"
Why do black and chinese people hate sprinklers?
Cuz sprinklers always go Chink-Chink-Chink- N I G -N I G- N I G
Im not a racist but even my black friends laugh at this one,
So a black guy finds a very decorated bottle on a sidewalk, he picks it up and he rubs the surface of it to get some durt off. And all the sudden a genie comes out of the bottle. The genie says "Sense you released me I am obligated to give you one wish". The black guy says "I want there to be a bridge spanding from the U.S. to Africa so all my people can go visit and live with my ancestors." The genie replies "You got to give me a reasonable wish, the bridge will take me forever to build". Then the black guy says "Well sence I cant wish for that my next wish is that I want the African race to be the smartest race in the world". The genie replies "I'll get started on that bridge that you want".
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How did they improve the transportation in harlem?
A: Move the trees closer together.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to ****?
A: 9 months.
Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
What's black, has eight legs, and goes "Ho de do ho de do"?
Four black people running for an elevator.
Why are Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
They don't know they're black.
What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.
Why couldn't the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.
lawl and a half
do you know what it says on the inside of a black mans lip ?
inflate to 40psi.
Wow lolQuote:
Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
Whats the difference between a cue ball and a Mexican?
The harder you hit the cue ball, the more English you get.
How do stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's ****.
Whats the difference between a bike and a black man?
The bike doesn't sing when you put a chain on it
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist f*ck
what do you call four black people in a car?
tinted windows
What do you call a blck guy with a peg leg?
**** on a stick!
How does a *****er pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.
A liberal would never say that....therefor, you fuked it up and its not funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinite
what does a racist person's sprinkler sound like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
sp!ck sp!ck sp!ck chink n!gga n!gga n!gga n!gga
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Originally Posted by MaXimum
way to repost a reposted repost.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a ******?
An 8 row cotton picker