post Racist jokes that dont go "too far"

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07-31-2008, 03:33 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomGuy

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

lawl

i lol'd
07-31-2008, 03:45 PM
87 Turbo II

So a priest, a little boy, and Samuel Jackson are on a plane (this joke was made before that stupid movie, but I sooo wanted to say with snakes). The plane's pilot has died of a sudden heart attack and everyone wants to get off. There are only 2 parachutes on the plane for them to escape. The little boy turns to the priest and says, "I'll stay, you are a man of god, you need to live." Then he turns to Samuel, and says "you are a huge representation of success in the black community." The Priest returns to the boy "no, you are a young child, you have so much to live for, please you go." He then turns to Samuel and says "And you, you are one of the most intelligent black men alive! you need to get off the plane for sure!" Samuel Jackson looks at both of them and says "Damn right I am the smartest black man, I'm gonna survive", he grabs a pack and jumps off. The little boy burts into laughter and the priest is confused. "Why are you laughing, this is a serious matter!" The little boy looks at him and says "Well, 'the smartest black man alive' just jumped off the plane with my backpack!"
07-31-2008, 03:59 PM
BUGMAN

TRUE STORY?

On the way home yesterday we saw an Indian laying flat with his ear to the ground on a dirt road not too far from my house. He was covered in dirt with torn up clothes and messed up pretty bad. We thought this guy was dead to be honest.

So we got out of the car and walked over observing him slowly. Austin leaned down and asked him if he was OK.

He rolled over a bit and replied mumbling: Gray Volvo, 4 door, new Michelin tires, partial tag AGX- something. I then stepped back and said holy chit man you can tell all that by putting your ear to the ground??? We are both standing there in amazement...

He replied: No ya dumbazz they run over me 15 minutes ago.
07-31-2008, 04:05 PM
ksniperfox

idk if anyones posted this yet

but what would you call fred flintstone if he was black?

a niggra!
07-31-2008, 04:16 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksniperfox

idk if anyones posted this yet

but what would you call fred flintstone if he was black?

a !

delete
07-31-2008, 04:17 PM
Zeeb

yea really delete that ****... thats what they call "too far"
07-31-2008, 04:18 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeeb

yea really delete that ****... thats what they call "too far"

werd mah brotha
07-31-2008, 04:42 PM
Got Milk?

why does a di/ck love pu.s/sy.

Cus p/us.sy loves d,ic k.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY
07-31-2008, 04:45 PM
slostang

why do blacks put their trash in clear plasic bags?

so the mexicans can window shop.
07-31-2008, 05:01 PM
Sport1.3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got Milk?

why does a di/ck love pu.s/sy.

Cus p/us.sy loves d,ic k.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY

You couldnt even troll a racist joke thread win an unfunny racist joke....fail :lmfao:

you'rethejoke.jpg
07-31-2008, 05:03 PM
Got Milk?

^^^

lol. you didnt find my joke funny. cmon man, u lame.
07-31-2008, 10:06 PM
Blitanicle99

Okay. I am white. Like really white. Like southern, my dads from Muscle shoals alabama white.

What do you call a trailer full of white people?

Box of CRACKAS!!!!

hhahaha
07-31-2008, 10:21 PM
Zodiac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitanicle99

Okay. I am white. Like really white. Like southern, my dads from Muscle shoals alabama white.

What do you call a trailer full of white people?

Box of CRACKAS!!!!

hhahaha

..... lol
07-31-2008, 10:26 PM
Nismo

Why were there no black people in the flintstones?

They were still monkeys!
07-31-2008, 10:34 PM
redrumracer

What do you call a black at college?

a janitor
07-31-2008, 10:43 PM
Nissan Sean

these jokes are goin downhll fast. but,...............................why are black people so tall?.....because the're negros. :)
07-31-2008, 10:47 PM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.

:lmfao:
07-31-2008, 10:50 PM
slostang

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?

because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.
07-31-2008, 10:53 PM
X-Runner

Quote:

Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?

because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.

REPOST :doh:
07-31-2008, 10:54 PM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

do you know why Mexico has no olymipc team?

because if they can run, swim, or jump they are already in America.

repost

Quote:

Originally Posted by silversol

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen

hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Why do black people keep getting stronger?

TV's keep getting heavier.

What do you call a white guy in the ocean?

a saltine cracker
07-31-2008, 10:57 PM
slostang

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-Runner

REPOST :doh:

yeah well go read my other joke.
07-31-2008, 11:04 PM
TIGERJC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Alot of people say that the U.S. is at war....but that is impossible because the French havent surrendered yet. :)

Why did the police start using dogs? Because black people started running from them.

wrong retard

the jokes goes "There can't be a world 3 unless the french surrender"

or

"The U.S. is going to start world war 3, no way that can happen unless the french surrender"

repd for screwing that simple joke up.
08-01-2008, 12:09 AM
FlipKing

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:
08-01-2008, 12:20 AM
TIGERJC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:

thanks, but still your joke failed to deliver since you didn't put in the world war part, which is crucial for this joke
08-01-2008, 12:22 AM
FlipKing

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw
08-01-2008, 12:30 AM
TIGERJC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw

:headslap: ok then it is just a really unfunny joke then
08-01-2008, 12:32 AM
FlipKing

Lol, fine, it was unfunny, I'll deal with that, just b-c im going to sleep,haha
08-05-2008, 01:33 AM
Crazy Asian

What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow school bus?

TWINKY!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black in a swimming pool?

COCO PUFFS!!!!
08-05-2008, 01:35 AM
Crazy Asian

A Black and a Hispanic are in a car. Who's driving?

THE COPS!!!
08-05-2008, 04:02 AM
slostang

other thread > this thread
08-05-2008, 04:07 AM
Humphrizzle

other people> you
08-05-2008, 04:11 AM
slostang

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckNorris

other people> you

suk cawk you peice of freeze dried sheep shìt
08-05-2008, 06:06 AM
MaXimum

An American, a German, and a Mexican

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."
08-05-2008, 06:07 AM
MaXimum

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac!
08-05-2008, 06:08 AM
MaXimum

Why did the blaCk guy rush to the discount store?

The ad said: "Whites for salef!"
08-05-2008, 07:05 AM
AnthonyF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Actually most jokes can be changed or adapted. Neg repped for being a homo-mod :) :goodjob:

Why did you call yourself a "homo mod?"

-Ant.
08-05-2008, 08:08 AM
MaXimum

ahahhah i get it lol.
08-05-2008, 08:39 AM
1000cckiller

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndianStig

LOL!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

lol@the dumb whiteys
08-05-2008, 09:28 AM
Stormhammer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjrp18

Lol, no its not, There were Non-world wars that France surrendered in. Hell France surrerendered in the French Revolution, in which it was fighting itself. France has never won a major war. So umm yeah. Doesnt have to be a WW joke. :goodjob: History major btw

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major :no:
08-05-2008, 09:32 AM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormhammer

Then you fail at your history. How about the Hundred Year War where France beat England? Or the War Of The Spanish Sucession. How about the fact that France was allied with the US and supportive of it during the American Revolution against the British? Or the Crimean War where the British and French went against the Russians and won? Heck, after the Thirty Years War ( more like a series of engagements ) that ended with the Treaty of Westphalia, France was THE world super power at the time ( eclipsing even the Spanish ).

I really hope you've just started your major :no:

pwnation

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