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  1. 08-27-2005, 09:19 AM #1
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    Default good riddle

    What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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  3. 08-27-2005, 09:25 AM #3
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    damnit..
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    ok.. got another one

    Which states are the farthest north, farthest south, farthest east and farthest west?
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    I think everyone that "surfs the web" has heard that riddle.

    {A} for effort though man!

    Don't know about the other one though, doens't seem catchy enough to attempt.

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    is the answer AIDS lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    is the answer AIDS lol
    HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

    You ASS man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    I think everyone that "surfs the web" has heard that riddle.

    {A} for effort though man!

    Don't know about the other one though, doens't seem catchy enough to attempt.
    lol well I guess I'm still new to the internet.. it took me a second to figure it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    ok.. got another one

    Which states are the farthest north, farthest south, farthest east and farthest west?
    Alaska and Hawaii. I was waiting to see if someone else wanted to answer it.
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    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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    your mom?
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    Coffin
    Its just a bodykit
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    ^sounds right
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    yep it was right
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    lol damn dude...pulling out the old school riddles huh?

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    ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick
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    ^BAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    Yao Ming in a pirhana tank
    lol wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    ok ok how bout this...when you put it in...it goes in hard and long...when you pull it out...it comes out little and shribbled..what is it? and no you dirty fuckers it's not your dicks or my dick or whoevers dick

    A submarine. No wait, that's whats long, hard, and full of seamen



    It's Gum
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    Yao Ming in a pirhana tank

    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisdavis
    A submarine. No wait, that's whats long, hard, and full of seamen



    It's Gum
    hahaha dirty ass...and yea your right...damn man your on top of your shit huh? i guess google really does work

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    i guess google really does work
    Google my ass!!!!! That shit is so damn old that I fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard it
    Last edited by chrisdavis; 08-28-2005 at 12:57 AM. Reason: Forgot the stupid fucking smiley
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisdavis
    Google my ass!!!!! That shit is so damn old that I fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard it
    lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though

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    so whats the answer to the north south west east one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    so whats the answer to the north south west east one?
    Alaska is the furthest North, East and West (due to latitude and longitude)

    Hawaii is the furthest south
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though
    i think he meant falling off a stuffed dinosaur or something along those lines such as he would have when he was really young (i could be totally off tho)
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    lol oops...i had only heard it in spanish before and once...i thought no one knew it...hehe o well...i dont know what it has to do with falling off a dinosaur though

    Julian (WHO LEE ON), ¿Cuándo usted lo pone en. ..it entra duro y largo. ..when que usted tira fuera. ..it sale pequeño y shribbled.. lo que es?

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    damnit, wheres my translator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    damnit, wheres my translator?
    his name is gtikid (julian) the friendly neighborhood mexican

    LOL JK JK ... im just still bitter with ur fruity ass all of sudden cuz a friend just got in and that coulda been meeeeeeeeee
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    Quote Originally Posted by D16Civic
    i think he meant falling off a stuffed dinosaur or something along those lines such as he would have when he was really young (i could be totally off tho)
    hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    Julian (WHO LEE ON), ¿Cuándo usted lo pone en. ..it entra duro y largo. ..when que usted tira fuera. ..it sale pequeño y shribbled.. lo que es?

    CHICLE!!!


    blahahahahahhahahaha spanish skillz blahahahah
    buahahahahaha...mad spanish skillz yo! hahaha mrs. vasquez did a good job

    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    his name is gtikid (julian) the friendly neighborhood mexican

    LOL JK JK ... im just still bitter with ur fruity ass all of sudden cuz a friend just got in and that coulda been meeeeeeeeee
    who got the job? who you talkin about?

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    about the gum one:

    Not all gum is long and hard. Some is short and fat and can be kinda soft. After you let gum sit for a long time then it gets really hard. So thats not a good riddle
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