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  1. 07-24-2008, 06:54 PM #1
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    Default The Final Exam

    THE FINAL EXAM

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

    The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written....





    For 95 points: Which tire?_________
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  2. 07-24-2008, 06:58 PM #2
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    That's F*CKING awesome!
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    owned

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Youngn
    owned
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    Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.
    no the moral of the story is i would have said my ass was asleep in the car so i have no clue which tire was flat. although when the other 3 answered incorrectly id be screwed.
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    ^^
    exactly what I was thinking
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    uhmm... this is REALLY Old.

    Learning everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by umairejaz
    uhmm... this is REALLY Old.
    this is true, just like every other joke, welcome to earth

    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Moral of the Story: Get your story straight.
    very true
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    Quote Originally Posted by umairejaz
    uhmm... this is REALLY Old.



    Well i guess some of us just aren't as skilled at prowling the web all day for jokes






    ... i liked it, rep to you OP
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    I would literally **** my pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Dawg
    I would literally **** my pants
    werd.
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    isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around?
    quite possible, or either the professor would know when the kids **** their pants in shock of the question
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    isn't that what cell phones and txt msg'ing was made for? or is this joke so old that it came out before cell phones were around?

    exactly my thoughts!!!!!
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    hehe epic ownage. +reps
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    I'd text the others for "the answer."

    har har....har?
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    OMG LOL EPIC OWNAGE

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    Old but still good!

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    I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, BUT YEAH, I WOULD PROBABLY SHIIT MYSELF
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    LOL never read that before! thats ****ed up!
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