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  1. 07-23-2008, 04:24 PM #1
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    Default Son of a b*tch...

    So I'm sitting here at my desk, chatting over MSN and drinking a Cherry Coke when this fly comes over to my desk. I'm thinking "Great, that's just what I need" as he starts buzzing around my desk, probably planning his decent upon my sugary beverage. Annoyed at this, I reach up and clap my hands on him and kill him. "Victory is mine!" I loudly proclaim.

    How wrong I am.

    I open my hands to confirm the corpse of my victim. Yet before I can bask in the light of my victory, the son of a b*tch slides off my hand and right into my Cherry Coke with deadly precision.

    Mother...f*cker.

    I may have won the battle, but that little b@stard won the war.

    Touche' little winged warrior, touche'.
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    haha if your arms were longer you prally couldve got him with one hand man
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08
    haha if your arms were longer you prally couldve got him with one hand man
    ****..it Nate's arms were any longer, he could give Jesus a hi-5 just by stretching
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    lol That made my day... Very well written.

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    Lol
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    Bored A$$
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshuaASE
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    Very true, but so is this story. lol
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    i sent that fly to do that... kamikaze.... godspeed #42 godspeed...
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    So I'm sitting here at my desk, chatting over MSN and drinking a Cherry Coke when this fly comes over to my desk. I'm thinking "Great, that's just what I need" as he starts buzzing around my desk, probably planning his decent upon my sugary beverage. Annoyed at this, I reach up and clap my hands on him and kill him. "Victory is mine!" I loudly proclaim.

    How wrong I am.

    I open my hands to confirm the corpse of my victim. Yet before I can bask in the light of my victory, the son of a b*tch slides off my hand and right into my Cherry Coke with deadly precision.

    Mother...f*cker.

    I may have won the battle, but that little b@stard won the war.

    Touche' little winged warrior, touche'.

    You made me LOL....
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    i bet your cherry coke was soooo fly!!!!!.....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    i bet your cherry coke was soooo fly!!!!!.....1













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    I'm thinking about getting a long-neck lighter and setting his body on fire to give him a Viking funeral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I'm thinking about getting a long-neck lighter and setting his body on fire to give him a Viking funeral.
    You should def. do that
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    I lirl'd really good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    So I'm sitting here at my desk, chatting over MSN and drinking a Cherry Coke when this fly comes over to my desk. I'm thinking "Great, that's just what I need" as he starts buzzing around my desk, probably planning his decent upon my sugary beverage. Annoyed at this, I reach up and clap my hands on him and kill him. "Victory is mine!" I loudly proclaim.

    How wrong I am.

    I open my hands to confirm the corpse of my victim. Yet before I can bask in the light of my victory, the son of a b*tch slides off my hand and right into my Cherry Coke with deadly precision.

    Mother...f*cker.

    I may have won the battle, but that little b@stard won the war.

    Touche' little winged warrior, touche'.

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