i just found out i am afraid of butterflies. before you call me a puss or say "why do you feel you should post this?" ask yourself how would you react and you might learn something new about yourself.

THE SITUATION

im sittin on my porch and a butterfly floats my way and at first im like cool its pretty...but then it started flying at me. i started slapping at it, got up in a panic flipped my chair, this **** is still flapping its brightly colored wings in my face, my animal instincts are telling me bright colors mean poison, i tackle the screen door trying to get into my house, ripping the mesh part and breaking a wooden support in the center, and then i asked myself "did i just run from a butterfly?"