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    Default Whoa.. nobody has posted about the creepy intern yet?

    Be careful what you do at work, taken from another forum:

    --scroll to bottom for cliffs--

    First off, I never thought I would be the one telling one of these stories so if you dont think this could happen to you, think again.

    I work as an IT Tech for a local city government. A couple weeks ago, we got a new intern for our department. At first glance, I just assumed he was the typical fat, nerdy type who lacked all social skills but could tear it up on the keyboard. Very shy, won't look you in the eye when you talk to him... that type. So, we stuck him in a back cubicle with our GIS guys (they do the maps for the city).

    We noticed that he likes to eat stuff like frozen meatloaf dinners for breakfast (followed by honey buns and mt dew) so he got the inside nickname of "meatloaf". This dude would be sweating at 9am just from sitting there. Well, after a week or so, one of the guys in GIS commented to us that he was always coughing, hacking, grunting and all types of **** from his cubicle. We happened to have a network security camera lying around, so we decided to put it to good use and keep him from knowing it was there.






    So we started monitoring him on the camera and using DameWare so we can view his desktop and see just what the hell he does all day since he has no actual work to do at the moment. Aside from the grunts and noises which came as expected, we noticed some interesting sites/chats going on. I will let the screenshots speak for themselves--



    Note, his name is Melkorios in case you didn't figure it out from the screenshot.






    So at this point, we're like, "WTF is up with this dude?" Not to mention he was always looking up "Expanding breasts" and "Man turning into woman".


    Oh and here's a couple pics of our monitoring setup--



    We got surveillance video on the left, dameware in the middle and video games on the right (busy at work, I know).



    (note the meatloaf dinner box)

    So after last Thursday and Friday things started to get a little boring. By this time we knew he was a strange dude and nothing good was happening on camera.

    Fast forward to today-- I am at lunch with my family and I get a call on my nextel from my buddy at work. He says to me "Dude, my eyes are burning out of my head right now!" So I say "Ok..." He responds back with, "Meatloaf is ****ing jacking off right now and I got that **** on camera and recording!" Keep in mind now, he was doing this with other people in the room with him at the time. I rush back to work, watch the vid and sure as ****, he's going to town on himself. Now at this point, we're laughing our asses off and at the same time grossed out knowing he is touching his **** and then touching the keyboards, mice, microwave, minifridge, etc. So we bring our boss in on it and let him know what's going on. Since Meatloaf had already left for the day and our boss is going on vacation tomorrow, he printed out an email (which he BCC'd our whole dept on). In it he basically stated that his internship was over immediately and that he hopes he can use his "hands on" experience in the future. And yes, the 'hands on' was in quotes in the email. So later today, we got to thinking-- This gross ****** just subjected us to his semen, well now we're going to subject him to the internet. Yep, we posted that **** on break.com, 4chan, and now its going on supraforums.

    Click for vid.

    Before anyone says anything-- He signed an agreement to all types of monitoring because he is in a secure location and not subjected to the webfilter.



    __---== CLIFFS NOTES==--__
    New intern gets caught jacking off on camera at work.

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    Holy crap. That's hardcore owned.

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    I am not clicking that link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I am not clicking that link.

    It is plain sad, apparently if you google the guys username a bunch of fantasy forums comes up where he posts.. I wonder if he even knows yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    It is plain sad, apparently if you google the guys username a bunch of fantasy forums comes up where he posts.. I wonder if he even knows yet.
    LOL. The ownage is epic, I just really have no interest in watching a guy jack-off. This thread is going to need updates. My money says he quits and sues.



    Or kills himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    LOL. The ownage is epic, I just really have no interest in watching a guy jack-off. This thread is going to need updates. My money says he quits and sues.



    Or kills himself.
    you can't really see him releasing tinkerbell out of his peter pan

    but what you do see is him thrashing about in the computer chair for 4 minutes then wiping off the fairy dust from his "loaf of meat"

    lame I know but I thought it was funny

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    http://www.magicalsailorfuku.net/messageboard/index.php

    Go post this sh*t on their forums!

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    lmao, that's too funny! I'd feel bad for him if he weren't so damn creeeeeeepy!!

    And speaking of creepy, what depraved programmer makes an "orgasm simulator"? i mean, really?

    He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.

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    LOL

    I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's talking about playing dress up as a girl or his super-human ability to get off TWICE to sub-par porn in less than 4 minutes

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    LOL, the guy doing the ownage calls this guy a nerd, yet has a Dinoriders picture in his office.

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    LOL Thats Ownage At Its Best.

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    So how long before he comes back and shoots up the place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    So how long before he comes back and shoots up the place?
    the next work day after he gets his last paycheck. that way he has money to go buy the gun.

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    Nothing on myspace sadly, I guess he already deleted it or wasnt 1337 enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    Nothing on myspace sadly, I guess he already deleted it or wasnt 1337 enough.
    nerd

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    All in this mans business!!

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    Lirl! Never thought tony would be a part of such action!

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    So ****ing epic.

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    hahahah that is fuccing awesome...


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    wow, what a freak.. by freak, i mean the bad way not the good way.

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    dude you so stole that from zilvia lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by YokotaS13
    dude you so stole that from zilvia lol
    The direct source was supraforums, which is where I got it from. They have posted up a couple of other pictures of the guy. He'll probably never see willing unpaid pvssy in his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    The direct source was supraforums, which is where I got it from. They have posted up a couple of other pictures of the guy. He'll probably never see willing unpaid pvssy in his life.
    Unless he goes through with that surgery.

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    Linky....
    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
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    wow, thats the ultimate pwnage! I cant believe someone would actually beat their meat in the office! I dont get some people...

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    That's really something man, REALLY crazy shht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
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    Post was deleted on Supraforums, I probably should have hosted the photos myself

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    i missed it all video and pics are all gone

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    I was talking to his friend on YIM. They were all guys BTW. That he talked dirty too. Its hella funny though.
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