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Originally Posted by Ed
well....actually i wasnt really prepared to take it this far....
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Originally Posted by Ed
well....actually i wasnt really prepared to take it this far....
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Originally Posted by Autumn
:tongue1:
Kept it to myself....
lol do you put it a jar and sell it to sperm banks as preserved batter?
lol or use it in hot celebreties drinks so say u have released in their mouths?
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Originally Posted by frostbyte
I adhere each piece together to form a giant modernistic phallic art piece, which i slap the fvck out of ppl with for asking stupid a55 questions like you just did :D
lulz
Danny, you would **** slap frostbyte?
funnnnnnnny. i wanna watch.
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Originally Posted by Autumn
You would wanna watch that, ya FAHREEK!! :D
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Originally Posted by Sport1.3
if you weren't the one slapping, you would want to watch too!
NOPE!!!!
u would try soak u with a lil water and watch u get covered by your own batter then hand u alot of skeetwipes... and point and laugh askin was all that savin and sculptin worth the mess now upon you face... and head... and back....and shoes....
Maybe if Frostbyte was you, and said phallic baton was infact a 14" c unt smasher belonging to a diseased columbian mule :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
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Originally Posted by frostbyte
You have thought far too long and hard about the physical abilities of human sperm :lmfao:
Wow this is the whorelounge for you.
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Originally Posted by Sport1.3
um... :eek:
you would touch that 14" diseased columbian mule's c unt smasher?
... dots?
you are sicker than i thought. :no:
then consider all those who answered w/my option the ones that didn't want to answer :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ran
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Originally Posted by Autumn
:lmfao: i thought i wasnt the one doing the slapping????
i work with Ran :dunno: i'm bound to see things that shouldnt be seen :(
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Originally Posted by Sport1.3
you earlier said you would slap him with a phallic baton, meaning it's not yours. so as i stated before, you would touch that? yucky, sick.
ran is deeply disturbed. don't hang around too much. i still have much loveesss for ya, ran. :)
What's disturbing to some is intriguing to others. Nothing but love though. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
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Originally Posted by Autumn
but then you said i would want to watch if i wasnt doing the slapping.....no way i'm touching any c0ck but myown sweetheart lol
Ran is a real nice guy....as long as he follows the court order and stays 75 feet away from me at all times
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Originally Posted by Ran
i have to say i've never met/e-met someone like you.
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Originally Posted by Sport1.3
touche.
ehhh, he's cool :)
I'm sitting 4 feet away from you. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
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Originally Posted by Ran
BRB calling 5-0
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Originally Posted by Ran
lol, creepy.
DANNY BE CAREFUL! YOU MIGHT SEE SOMETHING YOU DONT WANNA SEE! YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE! THAT ONE PIC RAN SHOWED ME, SCARRED ME!
It's more like 7 feet anyway....
Seriously? I have far worse if you wanna see. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
WTF @ thread direction
... dots?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ran
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Direction.jpg
You do realize that there are people on this board that get it as often and as much as they desire, right? Why would anyone want to brag about it to a bunch of yahoos on the net?
Besides, you know you hit it right if the GIRL is the one that brags......;)
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Originally Posted by Autumn
INORITE!!! GOODTHING HIS MONITOR IS FACING THE OTHER DIRECTION.....http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w...le9/s4z7t4.gif
Because this is the internet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
lol, very true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
...is that the bear from Harvey Birdman?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
I know, but refer to this.......:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ran
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Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
So when a GUY brags, it really doesn't mean anything. Poor girl could be standing right behind him thinking, "that little pecker head didn't do anything for me, so I just got my toy out and finished it myself......":lmfao: ;) Real men don't brag about things like that. That is what their women are for.....;)
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http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w..._direction.jpg
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Originally Posted by Ran
YES
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Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
i like making fun of the guys i've had sex with so far. so if they try to brag, i'll just own them.
That could probably be turned against you in the long run.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
*unsubscribes*
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Originally Posted by Ran
how?
Do it too much and you just become a whore. That's no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn
That's the reason why when you do it, you do it right. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn