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  1. 07-02-2008, 10:05 AM #1
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    Default There's two ladies at my front door...

    I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?
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    Yeah, then say "WHAT THE F*CK YOU WANT B*TCHES"
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Should I answer the door naked?
    Good idea. That way, they'll be able to tell you're Jewish and they'll just leave.
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    Just walk out there with a rosary in your hand and ask them to join prayer with you. They will not come back.

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    Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"
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    Yes, I dare you to walk out there naked and answer the door.. take pictures...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    Yes, I dare you to walk out there naked and answer the door.. take pictures...
    well i double dog dare him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    well i double dog dare him

    I was gonna say that but I figured people would make fun of how old I sounded..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I was gonna say that but I figured people would make fun of how old I sounded..lol

    i'll be honest.. your post immediately took me back to child hood...

    lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"
    or....

    "not quite what i was expecting.... but ah.. you'll do..." and pull them inside...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"
    winner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"
    or add "i asked for mature but this is pushing it, aw fu,ck it come in side."
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?
    my friend has already done that...trust me they won't come back...and you'll get a very very nice laugh out of it.

    p.s. be sure to take a photo of their faces when you open the door
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    "the strippers are here!!" hahaha
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    It looks like he did it. and then did it.
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    first get a semi and then answer said door


    before they can say anything, ask them i'f their here to find god.....then point down at your now throbbing member...and profit..works everytime
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    Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:

    gah man... you're so lucky...
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:

    I'm never talking to you again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:

    you would say some ****ed up **** like that....
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    this thread reeks of groseness...
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    lol speedminded is starting to become a WL whore...

    uh oh

    btw how was it? did you tap that?
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    lolol, in for pics
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    I awnsered the door in my boxers one time and they still tried to get in. It's gotta be all or nothing

    If they are Jehovah's Witnesses you can call your local Kingdom Hall and ask them to put you on the "do not visit list". I did that where I used to live and we went from getting visits 3x a week to never seeing them again.
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    i had some Jehovah's Witnesses come by one morning after a night of drinking i answered the door in my boxers and said "i am glad your here! do you have a crack pipe?" i have never seen them again! lol
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    This thread is full of LOL.
    ...In for more details
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    hahah I've done that before... fuccking with those ppl is more fun than making prank calls...

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    I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came. I answered the door and let them in. When we got into the living room, they were greeted with lit candles placed at the end of each point on the pentagram. I asked if they were here for the service and they excused themselves. From my home. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came. I answered the door and let them in. When we got into the living room, they were greeted with lit candles placed at the end of each point on the pentagram. I asked if they were here for the service and they excused themselves. From my home. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?
    Answer the door with an AK-47 slung over your shoulder...I've done it before to some Mormons...ahhh, those are the fun times in life. The look on their faces is priceless...

    mormons - "We would like to talk to you blah blah blah..."

    me - "Sorry, I'm sorta in the middle of something here...namely, cleaning my guns..."

    mormons - "Sorry for bothering you..."
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